Hopefully all of our readers survived the holiday shopping craze, so whether you are done already or still have some more shopping to do, let’s relax and have some fun. LEGO generously sent us over some really nice LEGO books from DK Publishing, so we will run a little giveaway. Below I will show you the books that are going to be available, then will let you know how to enter the contest. So here we go. 🙂
➡ THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE – This is a really nice hardbound book for fans of The LEGO Movie. It covers everything from all the main characters to the different realms featured in the film. Each page is full color with lots of fun facts and tidbits. I especially like the last chapter with behind-the-scenes look at how the movie, characters and LEGO sets were developed. Here is the official description: When an ordinary LEGO minifigure discovers he is the only one who can stop an evil LEGO tyrant from ending the world as he knows it, he embarks on an all-new, all-LEGO adventure. This fully illustrated guide to the upcoming The LEGO Movie explores the characters and locations of this long-awaited film with profiles, location spreads, and behind-the-scenes information about how the movie was made. The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide would not be complete without fun and interesting facts and cool movie stills. The book is 63 pages and has a 5-star rating on Amazon. I would recommend it for both children and adults who like the move. Normal price is $12.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE ON AMAZON
➡ LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE – This book is similar to other LEGO Star Wars books by DK Publishing, with a lot of fun fact, stunning pictures, and an included minifigure inside the front cover – in this case Emperor Palpatine. Here is the official description: Journey to the dark side of a galaxy far, far away and meet the LEGO Star Wars minifigure members of the ruthless Imperial Army in LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side! Witness Darth Vader battling Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker, meet the Sith and all of Darth Vader’s minifigure subjects, and explore the Death Star and all of the Sith starships. Turn the pages to find facts and information about your favorite LEGO Star Wars minifigures and vehicles from the dark side in action-packed situations and discover everything there is to know about the legendary Darth Vader. With new and exciting photography and an evil exclusive minifigure, LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side will have you questioning on which side your allegiances lie. The book is 95 pages, hardcover, and recommended for ages 6 and up for the normal price of $16.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE ON AMAZON
➡ LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA – This book also includes an exclusive minifigure inside the front cover, named Firox from the Phoenix tribe. This is a comprehensive guide to every single Chima tribe; including their members, vehicles, and weapons. Beautiful full color pictures on every page. Here is the official description: Enter the world of Chima and meet all of the members of your favorite tribes in DK’s new LEGO Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia. Each beautifully illustrated spread features tons of fun facts on the different characters, variants of each minifigure, and the various vehicles, weapons, and back stories that make up the LEGO Legends of Chima world. Additional pages will be included featuring special events from the new animated series on Cartoon Network, making LEGO Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia the perfect addition to every LEGO lover’s collection! The book is 176 pages, hardcover, and recommended for ages 6 and up for the normal price of $18.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA ON AMAZON
➡ LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY – This book also comes with an exclusive minifigure inside the front cover; Zane Rebooted. The book is hardcover, oversized and is a definite eye-candy as well as comprehensive guide for LEGO Ninjago fans. Here is the official description: Meet the Masters of the Spinjitzu as they prepare to do battle and learn about great heroes and the ninjas’ mortal enemies while discovering little-known facts about their weapons and vehicles. Discover everything there is to know about the world of LEGO Ninjago with DK’s all-new LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Go behind the scenes to explore the creation and stories of LEGO Ninjago with a fantastic gallery of every Ninjago minifigure and set ever created. Read dramatic storylines from the fun LEGO Ninjago episodes and movies. LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary wouldn’t be complete without a limited-edition minifigure to add to your LEGO Ninjago sets so you can create ninja adventures of your own! The book is 96 pages, and recommended for ages 6 ad up for a normal price of $21.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY ON AMAZON
Now, as far as the contest, as I have mentioned LEGO sent us two of each of the above books for a fun giveaway. Below are the rules, so if you would like to participate and win your own copy read on!
➡ HOW TO ENTER: We are going to keep this simple and fun! To be eligible to enter the contest share a joke. It doesn’t have to be LEGO related at all. Just something funny. It could be a joke you have made up, or something you heard somewhere else. It could be a complex riddle or a simple “Knock, Knock. Who is There?” type funny. So this is what you need to do to enter the contest, in the comment section below say:
- I’m entering to win (name of book you would like to win from the above list). Here is my joke: (include joke).
➡ WHAT ARE THE RULES: Nothing difficult; just enter the book you would like to win, and share your joke. Please note that jokes are NOT rated. A joke is simply a way to enter. Better/funnier jokes don’t have a higher chance of winning. Winners will be chosen at random. You can enter up to four times – once for each of the different books – but you will have to share a different joke each time. If you enter more than once for each book, or more than four times in total, (please don’t, as it will just make counting difficult), only your first entry for each book will count. Any joke is fine, but keep in mind that this is a family-friendly site, so no dirty jokes please. Let’s see how funny and creative you are! We just want a good laugh! 😀
➡ HOW TO WIN: Contest will run from now until Monday, December 8th at midnight US EST. Once the contest is closed I will tally up the request for each of the books, and I ask my little sister to pick the winning numbers. So if there are 20 entries for the LEGO Star Wars book, I will ask her to pick a number between 1 and 20. Same for the other books as well. There are two of each of the books (eight in total) for this giveaway, and we usually have 50-100 entries to a contest, so you got a good chance of winning, and you might even win more than one book if you are lucky!
➡ WHAT YOU WIN: The winners will receive one copy of their chosen book from the above list. If they entered more than once, and won more than one book, of course they will receive all of their winnings together.
➡ HOW TO RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE: If you are winner I will contact you by email. Please make sure your email address in your comment is correct! You send me your shipping address (no PO Box please) and I will send you your prize. Best of luck! 😉
I’m entering to win ” LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA ON AMAZON”. Here is my joke:
A para trooper was told to jump over a certain spot. he was told that first his parachute would open and he would land, then he would run around a corner and find a truck waiting for him. So he jumped and tried to open the parachute, but it wouldn’t open, “Bah! I bet the truck won’t be there either!”
I’m entering to win the “THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE ON AMAZON”. Here is my joke:
Q. What did the one eye say to the other eye?
A. There’s something between us that smells!
I’m entering to win “LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side”. Here is my joke:
Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
To get to the other—er…same side.
I’m entering to win “The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide”. My joke is:
What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
A loose Canon.
Hardy-har-har.
Holy moly! 108 comments already! Must think of joke… Hang on, I have 50 of them in an email my dad sent me…. 😉
I’m entering to win LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke: Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says: “how do you drive this thing?” 😀
Also, this Brick Friday sale thing is making me extremely nervous. Almost all the Galaxy Squad is sold out (except mine!), and the rest of the sale is beginning to sell out some other sets I want. Even a few of the sets that came out today are to of stock! Now 79003 must survive….
I must remember your joke. That is epic!
Yeah, to be honest, I would be nervous too. We know this theme is going to get retired soon. If I would be you I would just get it and live on mashed potatoes for a week. The price is already good. 😉
79003 is by far the best set in the Hobbit line (in my opinion).
I would like to enter for the; LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary and my joke is as follows;
Q; What do you call a funny mime?
A; A gesture
Budumtch!
I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE. Her is my joke.
What pick up line did the boy brick use on the girl brick? “We were made for each other.”
I am entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY
My joke is…
Knock knock
Whos there?
Interrupting Cow
Interupting Cow wh…..
Moooooooo!
I’m entering to win The LEGO Movie; The Essential Guide.
Here’s my joke.
What is the difference between a starving man and a glutton?
One eats to live and one lives to eat.
I’m entering to win “LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side”. Here is my joke:
Why did Godzilla eat the bridge?
Because there was nothing good in the fridge
I’m entering to win “The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide”. My joke is:
What is Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Boca burgers!
I’m entering to win, LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA. Here is my joke:
When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!
I am entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY and here’s my joke:
What’s long, brown, and sticky?
A stick
Really
I’m entering to win the “THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE ON AMAZON”. Here is my joke:
How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
Sorry, that title should be “THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE.”
I would like to enter for the “LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary.”
Here is my joke:
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?
A pineapple!
I’m entering to win the “NINJAGO VISUAL DICTIONARY.” Here’s my joke:
Balloons are weird. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HERE’S A PLASTIC SACK OF MY BREATH.”
I’m entering to win the “LEGO MOVIE ULTIMATE GUIDE.” Here’s my joke:
My printer is now named Bob Marly ’cause it’s always jammin’.
Each person can have four entries one for each book?
Yep, as explained in the rules. 😉
Thanks that part was kind of confusing
I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE.
Here is my joke:
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader
A. An ele-Vader
This is for Lego Star wars book..
Why did Darth Vader always ruin Luke’s surprise at Christmas?
Because he always felt his presents!
I am entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE. Here is my joke. Did you here about the two LEGO that wanted a divorce? They got a LEGO Separator. (Legal Separation)
I am entering to win the LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY book. Hers is my joke.
Did you hear about the LEGO block that went on a diet? Now it is just a LEGO plate.
There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
I’m entering to win LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side.
I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE. Here is my joke:
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
Dam!
I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE. Here is my joke:
Reversing out of a carpark the other day, I accidentally scraped the door of the guy parked next to me. He gets out of his car, and it turns out he’s a dwarf. He says to me “I’m not happy”. I said “Well which one are you then?”
I’m entering to win LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA. Here is my joke:
A blonde called the airline customer service.
Blonde: How long does it take to fly to China?
Customer service: Just a minute.
Blonde: Thanks (hangs up)
I’m entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY Here is my joke:
Little Peter went to a barber shop and the barber told his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Let me prove it to you.”
The barber took out a dollar note and a 50 cents coin then called Peter and asked, “Which 1 do you want?”
Peter took the 50 cents coin.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid is dumb”
Later, the customer saw Peter coming out of an ice cream shop. “Hey, Peter. Why didn’t you take the dollar note?”
Peter replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
I’m entering to win, “LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY.”
Here is my joke,
“why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his mother was in a jam!”
I’m entering to win “LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side” Here is my joke. “Why Did The Jedi Cross The Road….To Get To The Dark Side!”
I’m entering to win “LEGO Ninjago : The Visual Dictionary “. Here is my Joke. “What do you call a adolescent Ninjago villain ?” “Serpenteen!”
I’m entering to win The LEGO Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke: What do you call a minifig divorce? A brick separator.
I’m entering to win the LEGO Star Wars Dark Side book. Here is my joke: What is white and can’t climb trees? A refrigerator!
I’m entering to win the Ninjago Visual Dictionary and here is my joke:
What do you call a evil teenager? Serpenteenssss
You really had to do the same one as the one three posts above?
Perhaps he didn’t know. Perhaps he did. No doubt my jokes were used by someone else at some point. My favorite that I’ve seen here is; two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and said, “How do you drive this thing?”
I am entering for the Chima book!
Q: What do you call a man with no body and a nose?
A: nobody nose
Hi, I’m new here. Well, I’ve been reading for a while, but haven’t commented. Anywho, I would like to clarify one part of the rules. If there is only one book we really want, are we allowed to put all four of our entries on that one book, sacrificing our chances on the other books for a higher chance on the book we want?
Good question. It is one entry per book. If you are interested in two books or three or four, you can put in one entry for each. If you are interested in only one book, you have one chance only. You cannot transfer your chances from another book. Hope this clarifies. Good luck. 😉
Okay. That’s what I thought, but figured it couldn’t hurt to check.
I’m entering for the NINJAGO Character Encyclopedia. Below is my joke:
10 Facts About You:
1. You’re reading this now.
2. You’re realizing that this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn’t notice I skipped number 3.
5. You’re checking now.
6. You’re smiling.
7. You’re still reading this even though it is stupid.
9. You didn’t realize I skipped number 8.
10.You’re checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
11. You’re enjoying this.
12. You didn’t realize I said 10 facts not 12.
Haha, only, I wasn’t smiling yet the first time 😉 .
Ninjago please.
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can’t say the letter ‘m’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You’re smiling.
Fact 6: You’re smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You’re smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you’re going to rate or comment. 🙂
I did not notice Legomom’s joke before this. sorry!
Ninjago.
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”
Dark side not Ninjago.
Sorry Admin.
ninjago.
Cop: “Did you kill this man?”
Me: “No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.”
Chima not Ninjago.
Once again, sorry Admin.
I’m entering to win The Lego Movie.
Here is my joke:
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. 😛
I’m entering to win Lego Star Wars
Here is my joke:
Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn’t appreciate it when you call “Shotgun” before boarding a plane. 😀
I’m entering to win Lego Legends of Chima
Here is my joke:
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A Clausterphobic
I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago
Here is my joke:
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Bonus Joke:
A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… And a table
😆
I’m entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY
Here is my joke:
Two blondes walk into a tanning salon.
The receptionist asks, “Are you two sisters?”
They chuckled and reply, ” No, we aren’t even Catholic.”
I am entering to win the lego chima character encyclopedia
Here is my joke:
Knock knock, who’s there? I am. Who are you? I’m bad at writing jokes.
I’m entering to win LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA.
Here is my joke:
What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
I’m entering to win the LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side.
Here is my joke:
How do you catch a bra?
Set up a boobie trap.
This is for the Chima Book.
Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, “Do you smell fish?”
This is for the Star Wars.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
I’m entering to win the lego movie the essential guide
Here is my joke:
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here
I’m entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY.
Here is my joke:
Two guys are on a boat, cruising a river.
1st guy (seeing a branch sticking out) DUCK! DUCK!
2nd guy (with binoculars) WHERE?
Alright I’m going to enter for another one. I’m entering for the LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side book and my joke is;
Two men walked into a bar.
The third ducked.
I’m entering to win The Lego Movie: The Essential Guide.
My Joke: What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Lean beef!
Hey admin! Haven’t been around for a while! My life’s been a little crazy cause we moved to Africa, long story. I’d love to have this book!!! If I win I’d like the LEGO Ninajgo Visual Dictionary or the LEGO Star Wars the Dark Side! Hope you like my joke:
There was this poor young man named Jose who lived in Mexico. He worked all day long, to help provide for his mother and father, and he was exhausted when he came home. One day he said to his mom “I want to see an American Football game in America.” She said, “Oh, Jose we are poor and can never afford it. Plus you must get a visa to cross the boarder.” Jose was very disappointed, but he knew if he worked hard enough he could earn enough money. He worked for months harder than any man. Finally he saved up and enough and after a year of trying to get a visa, he finally did! He traveled, by bus, to the New York were the Jets were playing the Giants. He purchased his ticket at the front gate. He located his seat all the way up by the pole with the American flag. The game was about to start!
When he arrived home after being away for several weeks, his mother hugged him and asked him how the game was. He said, “It was great! I love American Football! Oh, and the best part was before the game all the people in the stadium look up at me and sang ‘Jose can you see!'”
Haha love this joke! Just in case you don’t get it a J sounds like H so before every game we sing the national anthem which says ‘Oh say can you see…’ And since he was by the flag pole they look up to the flag and sang it so he thought they said his name! Lol
That’s cute. And it is actually believable too. When you are in a foreign country it is easy to misinterpret things, and sometime this turns out great and you have a good experience! You moved to Africa?! Wow! I hope you are having a great time! Stop by whenever you can. We are here. 😉
If you ever feel like emailing me I could tell you a little!
Sure, would love to hear from you! You can email me at admin @ theBrickBlogger.com (without the spaces).
For: Lego Ninjago visual dictionary
Joke:
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
I play for LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side
My joke: what’s the difference between a tyre and 365 days of sex ?
the first is a good year
the second is a fucking good year
I’m entering to win LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side. Here is my joke: my joke didn’t change 🙂
I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE.
Here is my joke: There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
I’m entering to win the LEGO Legends of Chima Character Encyclopedia.
Here’s my joke.
Q: A man walked into a bar. He was immediately knocked unconscious. Why?
A: Because it was a metal bar. Not a restaurant.
I’m entering for the Ninjago book. Here is my joke:
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
I’m entering for the Chima book.
How do you get clean in space?
Take a meteor shower
I am entering for the The LEGO Movie book.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
I’m entering to win The Lego Movie Essential Guide.
Here is my joke:
What is a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a Cola.
I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago: The Visual Dictinoary.
Here is my joke:
What kind go bug goes to space?
An Antstronaut.
I’m entering for the DARK SIDE, here’s my joke why did the afol(adultfan of LEGO) have so many girlfriends? he was a stud
I’m entering for The Chima Legends book,
Here’s my joke ; Why couldn’t the pieces of lego be seperated? they just wouldnt lego
I’m entering for the DARKSIDE,
Here’s my joke ; What’s red and invisible? No tomato sauce
Entering to win: Star Wars The Dark Side
Joke:
*teacher stands up ”
Teacher: “Anyone who stands up is stupid.”
*no one stands up*
Teacher: “No one?”
*Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ooh. Johnny you think your stupid?”
Johnny: “No, I just feel bad that your standing alone.”
Johnny: “No,
Chima book please! Thanks for the fun! 😀
Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
I’m entering for the Chima Legends book,
Here’s my joke ; Why does Santa deliver presents to all the children? Its the Santa Clause
I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke:
How does Darth Vader know what Luke has got for Christmas? He can sense his “presence”.
I’m entering to win: The LEGO Movie, The Essential Guide
Here’s my joke: A NASA minifigure tells an astronaut minifigure, “You’re a lucky fig… you’re gong to be in the first LEGO Space set to feature a monkey! It’s great! The monkey will be with you on the mission. We’ve trained him to do all kinds of things, like set the course, and take pictures, and do tests, and do repairs, and handle communications…” The astronaut says, “Cool! What’s my job?” The NASA minifigure says, “Feed the monkey.”
I’m entering to win: LEGO Star Wars, The Dark Side.
Here’s my joke: One man sees another man wearing one black shoe, and one brown shoe. The first man says, “Interesting shoes.” The second man says, “You like them? I have another pair at home just like them!”
I’m entering to win: LEGO Chima, Character Encyclopedia.
Here’s my joke: A man of about sixty hears his daughter’s voice in another room. She must be visiting. So he rolls out of bed (he likes to sleep late), and steps onto the floor. OW! He picks up his foot, and a LEGO brick falls off of it. He takes another step. OW! He lets the LEGO brick fall off. He looks around on the floor, but without his glasses, which are several steps away. He takes one more step. OOOOOOOWWWWWW! His grandson pops out from behind the bed. “That’s it! I was conducting a study to see what LEGO bricks hurt the most to step on.”
I’m entering to win: LEGO Ninjago, The Visual Dictionary.
Here’s my joke: Two guys are out in the woods on a hike, when a poisonous snake jumps out of nowhere and bites one on the rear. It would take forever to walk back to the car, so the other man calls the hospital on his cell phone. He says, “My friend was bitten by a poisonous snake. What do I do?” The doctor says, “Okay, listen carefully. Take your pocket knife, and cut an X-shaped incision at the point of the bite. Then you have to use your mouth to suck the venom out.” The man hangs up, and the bitten man says, “What did the doctor say???” His friend says, “The doctor says you’re going to die.”
I’m entering for the LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side book and my joke is:
Why is Christopher Columbus considered a crook? Because he double-crossed the ocean.
I’m entering for the LEGO Movie book. Here is my joke:
A man is driving down the highway when he sees a shipping truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside it. He pulls over and the truck driver tells him, “Quick! You’ve gotta take these birds to the zoo while I wait for AAA!” The man agrees and drives off with the penguins. After fixing his vehicle, the truck driver heads over to the zoo to make sure the penguins made it safely. There’s no sign of them. The truck driver panics and starts scouring the town for his missing penguins. An hour later he passes by the local cinema, when who does he see leaving the theater but the guy who said he’d help him, 25 penguins still in tow. “What happened!” the truck driver screams. “I told you to take them to the zoo!” “I did,” the man answers. “But I had a little money left over, so I thought I’d take them to a movie too.” 😀
Read more: http://www.rd.com/jokes/funny/animals/the-penguin-whisperer/#c_tag=animals#ixzz3KwpfkGj0
This is for the Ninjago book
There was a kidnapping at a school today. But, don’t worry, he woke up.
This is for the Lego Movie book.
This girl claims she knows me from her Vegan club. But I’ve never met herbivore.
I’m entering to win Lego Chima Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke:
What’s a zombie’s favorite restaurant?
Subway: Eat flesh
I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke.
Did you hear the one about the vegetables?
Never mind, it’s really corny.
I’m entering to win Lego Movie Essential Guide. Here is my joke.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
I’m entering to win Lego Star Wars The Dark Side. Here is my joke.
Why did the zombie fail school?
Because he had no brains.
i am entering to win the Lego Star Wars The Dark Side book
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallo?
So he wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate
I am entering to win the Star Wars Dark Side Book:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C….
MOOOO!
For the Ninjago visual dictionary.
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius
For the Chima Character Encyclopedia
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito.
and for the Lego Movie the Essential Guide
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anoth
Anoth who?
Another mosquito.
LEGO Ninjago Dictionary
Joke: Why did the cow cross the road?
Because he felt like eating at Chick- Fil- A, which was on the other side.
Hello, here is my joke for: THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they just ARRRRRRRR
Hello, here is my joke for: LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE
Why can’t pirates remember the alphabet?
They are always stuck at C
I’m entering for the NINJAGO ENCYCLOPEDIA! My joke:
How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
And here is my joke for: LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA
Why can’t pirates play cards?
There is always someone standing on the deck.
And finally a joke for:LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY
You can tell I really like these books! (just like everyone else).
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
Hope you enjoyed them! 🙂
Brickblogger, thanks for the great competition and the great site. Keep it up!
You’re very welcome. Enjoy the fun! 😀
Hi Im entering to win the LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY
Here’s my joke:
Cole wanted some diamonds. So he has Jay mine some for him. Kai asked Jay what he was doing, Jay said, “I’m mining for Cole!” He said, “your mining for coal?” Kai said, “No, Im mining diamonds for Cole!” He said, “diamonds for coal?” Kai said “I give up” jay said,
Hi I’m entering for the THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE.
Here is my joke,
Why is Jay so good at throwing surprise parties?
Because he SHOCKS everyone.
i want the star wars book
i went out to catch some fog
mist.
I would like to win The LEGO Movie book. Here is my joke…
Why did the turkey join the band?
He had the drumsticks.
*rimshot*
Why do TIE fighters scream in space?
Because they miss their mother ship.
I’m entering to win LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary.
What do you call the person who brings dinner to a rancor?
The appetizer.
I’m entering to win The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around; I’ll go on ahead.
I’m entering to win LEGO Chima Character Encyclopedia.