Hopefully all of our readers survived the holiday shopping craze, so whether you are done already or still have some more shopping to do, let’s relax and have some fun. LEGO generously sent us over some really nice LEGO books from DK Publishing, so we will run a little giveaway. Below I will show you the books that are going to be available, then will let you know how to enter the contest. So here we go. 🙂
➡ THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE – This is a really nice hardbound book for fans of The LEGO Movie. It covers everything from all the main characters to the different realms featured in the film. Each page is full color with lots of fun facts and tidbits. I especially like the last chapter with behind-the-scenes look at how the movie, characters and LEGO sets were developed. Here is the official description: When an ordinary LEGO minifigure discovers he is the only one who can stop an evil LEGO tyrant from ending the world as he knows it, he embarks on an all-new, all-LEGO adventure. This fully illustrated guide to the upcoming The LEGO Movie explores the characters and locations of this long-awaited film with profiles, location spreads, and behind-the-scenes information about how the movie was made. The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide would not be complete without fun and interesting facts and cool movie stills. The book is 63 pages and has a 5-star rating on Amazon. I would recommend it for both children and adults who like the move. Normal price is $12.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE ON AMAZON
➡ LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE – This book is similar to other LEGO Star Wars books by DK Publishing, with a lot of fun fact, stunning pictures, and an included minifigure inside the front cover – in this case Emperor Palpatine. Here is the official description: Journey to the dark side of a galaxy far, far away and meet the LEGO Star Wars minifigure members of the ruthless Imperial Army in LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side! Witness Darth Vader battling Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker, meet the Sith and all of Darth Vader’s minifigure subjects, and explore the Death Star and all of the Sith starships. Turn the pages to find facts and information about your favorite LEGO Star Wars minifigures and vehicles from the dark side in action-packed situations and discover everything there is to know about the legendary Darth Vader. With new and exciting photography and an evil exclusive minifigure, LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side will have you questioning on which side your allegiances lie. The book is 95 pages, hardcover, and recommended for ages 6 and up for the normal price of $16.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE ON AMAZON
➡ LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA – This book also includes an exclusive minifigure inside the front cover, named Firox from the Phoenix tribe. This is a comprehensive guide to every single Chima tribe; including their members, vehicles, and weapons. Beautiful full color pictures on every page. Here is the official description: Enter the world of Chima and meet all of the members of your favorite tribes in DK’s new LEGO Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia. Each beautifully illustrated spread features tons of fun facts on the different characters, variants of each minifigure, and the various vehicles, weapons, and back stories that make up the LEGO Legends of Chima world. Additional pages will be included featuring special events from the new animated series on Cartoon Network, making LEGO Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia the perfect addition to every LEGO lover’s collection! The book is 176 pages, hardcover, and recommended for ages 6 and up for the normal price of $18.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA ON AMAZON
➡ LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY – This book also comes with an exclusive minifigure inside the front cover; Zane Rebooted. The book is hardcover, oversized and is a definite eye-candy as well as comprehensive guide for LEGO Ninjago fans. Here is the official description: Meet the Masters of the Spinjitzu as they prepare to do battle and learn about great heroes and the ninjas’ mortal enemies while discovering little-known facts about their weapons and vehicles. Discover everything there is to know about the world of LEGO Ninjago with DK’s all-new LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Go behind the scenes to explore the creation and stories of LEGO Ninjago with a fantastic gallery of every Ninjago minifigure and set ever created. Read dramatic storylines from the fun LEGO Ninjago episodes and movies. LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary wouldn’t be complete without a limited-edition minifigure to add to your LEGO Ninjago sets so you can create ninja adventures of your own! The book is 96 pages, and recommended for ages 6 ad up for a normal price of $21.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY ON AMAZON
Now, as far as the contest, as I have mentioned LEGO sent us two of each of the above books for a fun giveaway. Below are the rules, so if you would like to participate and win your own copy read on!
➡ HOW TO ENTER: We are going to keep this simple and fun! To be eligible to enter the contest share a joke. It doesn’t have to be LEGO related at all. Just something funny. It could be a joke you have made up, or something you heard somewhere else. It could be a complex riddle or a simple “Knock, Knock. Who is There?” type funny. So this is what you need to do to enter the contest, in the comment section below say:
- I’m entering to win (name of book you would like to win from the above list). Here is my joke: (include joke).
➡ WHAT ARE THE RULES: Nothing difficult; just enter the book you would like to win, and share your joke. Please note that jokes are NOT rated. A joke is simply a way to enter. Better/funnier jokes don’t have a higher chance of winning. Winners will be chosen at random. You can enter up to four times – once for each of the different books – but you will have to share a different joke each time. If you enter more than once for each book, or more than four times in total, (please don’t, as it will just make counting difficult), only your first entry for each book will count. Any joke is fine, but keep in mind that this is a family-friendly site, so no dirty jokes please. Let’s see how funny and creative you are! We just want a good laugh! 😀
➡ HOW TO WIN: Contest will run from now until Monday, December 8th at midnight US EST. Once the contest is closed I will tally up the request for each of the books, and I ask my little sister to pick the winning numbers. So if there are 20 entries for the LEGO Star Wars book, I will ask her to pick a number between 1 and 20. Same for the other books as well. There are two of each of the books (eight in total) for this giveaway, and we usually have 50-100 entries to a contest, so you got a good chance of winning, and you might even win more than one book if you are lucky!
➡ WHAT YOU WIN: The winners will receive one copy of their chosen book from the above list. If they entered more than once, and won more than one book, of course they will receive all of their winnings together.
➡ HOW TO RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE: If you are winner I will contact you by email. Please make sure your email address in your comment is correct! You send me your shipping address (no PO Box please) and I will send you your prize. Best of luck! 😉
I’m entering to win The Lego Movie: The Essential Guide. Here is my joke: The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Before anyone else uses this one!!!
Question: What do you tell a Robo Crocodile that has bitten your leg?
Answer: Ask him to LEGO
Man that’s dry, sorry. TLM please.
I’m entering to win Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke:
What did Flinx say when he got a new camera?
“Say ‘CHI’s!”
I’m entering to win the LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY .
joke: The difference between a cat and a comma: one has claws at the end of it’s paws, and one has a pause at the end of it’s clause.
(p.s. all of you grammar geeks should get this.
Nice!
Okay, so since you said knock-knock jokes are okay, here is mine. And it is holiday related, so should be okay. I’m entering for the Dark Side book! Thanks!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
I’m entering to win the Ninjago book! Knock, Knock…. who’s there? Who? No…. not who…. whom!
I’m entering to win LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side. Here is my joke.
Two guys walk into a bar.
The second one should have ducked.
I’m entering to win The Lego Movie: The Essential Guide. Here is my (ten year old’s) joke:
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who!
Okay, I’m entering for the DARK SIDE book! Here is my joke. I think it is family friendly………kind of……….
Q: What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it.
I’m entering to win The Lego Movie: The Essential Guide. Here is my joke: A little boy was thumbing through his Brick Bible and found a leaf that his mother had put in between the pages to flatten it. Not knowing his mother had put it there, he took it out, brought it to her and said, “Look, Mom! I found Adam’s underwear!”
I’m entering to win Lego Star Wars: The Dark Side. Here is my joke:
What is black and white and red all over? A sunburned zebra!
I’m entering to win : LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA
Here is my joke:
Joke: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
Answer: Their bats flew away.
I am entering to win Lego Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke:
What do you do when a lion charges you? Give him your credit card!
Im entering to win the Lego Star Wars: The Dark Side book,
1st guy, What was Forrest Gumps’ computer password?
2nd guy. what?
1st guy. 1forrest1
I’m entering to win :LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY
Here is my joke:
Joke: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph.
Answer: RUDEolph.
I’m entering to win The Dark Side (like everyone else)
joke:
Maurice: Rob, what rhymes with June?
Rob: No it doesn’t!
End of joke
If my email wasn’t clear its classymanproductions@gmail.com
I’m entering to win : LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE
Here is my joke:
Joke: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
Answer: The Elfabet.
I’m entering to win : THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE
Here is my joke:
Joke: Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
Answer: Toy-otas.
I’m entering to win: Star Wars: The Dark Side.
Here is my joke:
What did the egg say to the frying pan?
“You crack me up”
Im entering to win the THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE,
here is my joke:
The floods had subsided, and Noah had safely landed his ark on Mount Sinai. “Go forth and multiply!” he told the animals, and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants. Then he heard something he didn’t recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal’s offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw. “What on earth are you doing?” he cried. “You’re destroying the trees!” “Well Noah,” the snakes replied, “we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we’re adders… so we have to use logs.”
I’m entering to win Star Wars: The Dark Side.
Here is my joke:
How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One! After that its not empty!
I’m entering for the Dark Side book.
Riddle —
Why did the little boy afraid to slide down a slide?
Answer —
He was afraid the slide would slide out under him.
(Might not make sense. But in ASL – it does.)
LEGO MOVIE BOOK PLEASE! 😀
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!
This is kind of an insider joke from the Lego Movie: The “eight and a half years later” reference at the beginning of the movie after Lord Business and Vitruvius fights over the Kragle refers to the birth of Finn, the real kid in the movie. I found this on MTV: “So though it’s never explicitly stated, when Finn was born, The Man Upstairs locked his toys away, separated the worlds and made sure that his son would never play with them. Given the poignant ending, this is yet another beautiful, emotional detail that adds to the richness of the film.”
I’m entering for the LEGO Movie book. Thanks!
I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke:
Did you ever hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind,it’s over your head!
I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE. Here is my joke:
Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: We make cents together!
I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE. Here is my joke:
Q: What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
A: Punch!
I’m entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY. Here is my joke:
Q: What kind of underwear do reporters wear?
A: News briefs.
I’m entering to win LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA. Here is my joke:
Q: How do you serve a smart hamburger?
A: On an honor roll!
I am entering for Star Wars Dark Side book
Here is my joke:
Q Why did the hot dog lose the race?
A Because it could not ketchup.
I’m entering to win the Lego Movie book:
Two muffins were in the oven and one said to the other, “do you think its getting hot in here?”
The other muffin replied, “Holy crap its a talking muffin.”
I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE. Here is my joke:
Q: What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
A: Luke warm
I am entering to win the Star Wars book:
What do you get when you combine LDS and LSD?
A “High Priest.”
I’m entering to win the Chima book:
Where do pirates like to eat lunch?
Arrrrrrrrrrrbies.
I’m entering to win the Ninjago book:
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to bed?
Because of his coffin.
I am entering to win the LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE. Here I my joke, which my son told me while we were driving when he was 3:
P: “Dad, what’s that?”
Me: “What? What are you looking at?”
P: “What’s that?”
Me: “I’m not sure what you’re pointing at.”
P: “What’s THAT?”
Me: ” I can’t see what you’re talking about, buddy. I don’t know.”
P (proudly):”It’s a WORD!”
I’m entering to win: Ninjago Visual Dictionary.
Here is my joke:
A man goes into a pub, and orders a pint of beer. While the barman pours, he looks around and notices something odd; two slabs of meat nailed to the ceiling. The barman returns with his pint while he is noticing this, and says,
“Ah, I see you’ve spotted our competition, sir! If you can jump up and pull down one of those slabs of meat, you win a free pint. What do you say, sir, do you want to try?”
The man rubs his chin, thinks for a minute, and finally shakes his head, saying…….
“I don’t think so, mate. The steaks are too high!”
I’m entering to win Lego ninjago book..
Why isn’t there any gambling in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
Entering to win Lego Movie book.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
I’m entering to win the LEGO Ninjago Visual Dictionary.
Here’s my joke:
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work!
Entering for the Ninjago, a joke/riddle from my son.
Why did a mouse jump up on a tree?
Because the mouse was afraid of trees.
I’m entering to win The Ninjago Visual Dictionary
Here is my joke: Two dumb men were flying a plane in the middle of the night, they were about to run out of fuel so the first guy said “Hey see that short runway we have to land on it.” the second guy said “Ok, but be careful it is the shortest runway I have ever seen.” So they land on it with a struggle and the first guy got out looked side to side and said “But it’s sooo wide!”
I’m entering to win the Lego Movie: The Essential Guide book.
Q: What did the duck say when he walked into the bar?
A: Ouch!
I’m entering to win the LEGO Ninjago Visual Dictionary.
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips
This one is for the Lego Movie.
Knock, knock….
Who’s there?
Good…
Good Who?
Good Afternoon!
I am entering for the Star Wars book.
Question: What should you do if you are attacked by a group of clowns?
Answer: Go for the Juggler.
I am entering for the Ninjago book.
Question: You know why I don’t like Russian dolls?
Answer: They are so full of themselves.
Wow. We are a greedy bunch, there hasn’t been this many commments in a long time 🙂 I’m entering for the Lego Starwars Dark Side book.
A blonde walks into a bar,
you’d think she would’ve seen it. (Courtesy of Richard Armitage, he says it’s the only joke he can ever remember.)
Naw, it’s all for fun. Greedy or not, I don’t mind. I always try to come up with some ways to get the lurkers out the shadows. Contests are good for that. Besides, I’m having lots of fun reading through your entries, so it’s a win-win! 😉
entering for LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
I am entering for the Star Wars book.
The joke/story…
Two vampires are looking for food but have not been able to find any. They each decide to go off in different directions to look. After awhile, they come back and one of the vampires has blood all over his face. His friend asks him, “Where did you get all that blood?”
The second vampires replies, “Follow me and I will show you.”
He takes his friend to a cave and points at the wall in the back of the cave. He says “Do you see that wall over there?”
“Yes.”
“I didn’t”
Hope you like it :).
I’m entering for the Lego Ninjago book.
A lion and a cheetah we’re playing checkers. The cheetah moved his piece and jumped over all of his opponents in one move. “You’re a cheetah!” the lion said.
“Well you’re lion!” said the cheetah.
That’s a dumb joke, but it’s all I could think of 🙂
“were”
I would like the ninjago book, here is my joke:
A guy walks into a bar…. And bumps his head
I’m entering for the Lego Chima Book.
A lady walks into a store one day, and comes across an ugly portrait. “Ugh,” she says, “is this one of those weird pieces they call modern art?”
“No ma’am,” say the clerk, “it’s a mirror.”
I’m entering for the Lego Movie Book. (This was actually the one I wanted least, but it looks fun.)
A karate master decided to join the military. He gave himself a concussion when he saluted.
I’m entering to win the Chima Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke: Knock-knock…who’s there…boo…boo who?…don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
I’m entering to win the LEGO Movie Essential guide. knock-knock…who’s there…bunny rabbit…bunnyrabbit who…knock-knock…who’s there…bunny rabbit…bunnyrabbit who…knock-knock…who’s there…bunny rabbit…bunnyrabbit who…knock-knock…who’s there…orange…orange who…orange you glad it’s not the bunny rabbit?
I’m entering to win the Ninjago book…here is my joke…what’s black and white and red all over? a newspaper!
i’m entering to win the Dark Side book Here is my joke…why did the chicken cross the road? to see Gregory Peck.
I’m entering to win The Lego Movie Essential Guide.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mini-fig. Mini-fig who? Mini-figured you ought to know who I am. (lamest joke ever! I don’t even know.)
I’m entering to win the Legends of Chima Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke: Question- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Answer- Fsh (Hahaha!)
I’m entering to win the Ninjago Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke:
sorry, accidentally sent this in early. Here is my joke:
A burglar watched a house carefully for a couple of days. After making sure nobody was home, he broke into the house in the middle of the night.
As thee burglar stuffed valuable goodies into his sack, he was terrified to hear a deep voice say, “God is watching you!”
“Who’s there?” the burglar cried, swinging his flashlight around. Then he saw a large parrot in a cage, and the parrot said again, “God is watching you!”
“Heehee,” laughed the burglar. “What’s your name, birdie?”
“My name is Edmund,” the parrot answered.
“Edmund? Who names their parrot Edmund?” asked the burglar.
“The same person who names their pit bull God” replied the parrot.
I´m entering to win the Ninjago Visual Dictionary.
Here’s my joke:
A man had been cast ashore on an island, which was inhabited by about thirty other stranded men. As they all sat together after supper one of the men announced that it was joke time. “Number seven!” shouted one, and they all burst out laughing. “Number 22!” cried another, and the laughter recommenced. “What is going on?” asked the new guy to a man beside him. He replied, “everyone’s been here so long that we have numbered all the jokes, so we just say the number and everyone knows the joke. It saves time.” and then louder, “Number 11!” The laughter started afresh. After a while more of it the new man thought it was time to try. “Number 19!” he said. No one laughed. “What was wrong?” he asked the man next to him. He replied, “it was the way you told it.”
I’m entering to win the Lego Movie Essential Guide Book.
Here’s my joke:
Knock-knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c… Mmmooooo!
Mine is more of a comic:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/37777874@N06/11291394384/in/set-72157638512731865
Steve
I’m entering to win the Lego Chima Character Encyclopedia.
Here’s my joke:
There were three men who had just escaped from jail. They heard barking. The one said, “the’re after us with the dogs!” One of the others responded “here’s what we’ll do. Let’s each climb a tree and when the dogs come we will make a sound like an animal.” So they each climbed a tree. The guards came to the first tree and the dogs stopped and started barking louder. The guy in the tree said “whooo, whoooo.” So the guards said, “it’s just an owl, let’s go!” They came to the next tree and the man said “Tweet, tweet!” The guards said, “It’s a bird, let’s keep going!” They came to the next tree and the third guy said “Mmmoooooooo!”
I’m entering to win the LEGO Movie Essential Guide.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum tsh! (It works better when said aloud)
Ok, I would like the Star Wars Dark Side. Here’s my joke:
One day, a Transdoshian’s son walks up to the dinner table.
“Ew, what is that?” he asks his father.
“It’s a Wookie Steak. Very tender,” his father answers.
“Is it any good?” the son inquires.
“Ehhh… It’s kind of… CHEWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
HAHAHAHA. (The trandoshans hunt Wookie for sport)
I’m entering for the Chima Encyclopedia. Here is my joke:
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
His mummy.
I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE. Here is my joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange’ya glad I didn’t say Banana?
I am entering to win Lego Legends of Chima Character Encyclopedia.
Joke:
Should we start calling Siamese cats conjoined cats?
Hi I’m entering to win the LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY.
Here is my joke:
Why does everyone like Zane?
Because he’s so COOL under pressure!
-CoffeeNinja12. 😀
LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA
and here is my joke:
Its not good, I know.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To jump down the sewer.
I’m entering to win the LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE
here is my joke:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Hi I’m entering to win the LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY
And here, is my joke.
What did the ocean say to the lake?
It just WAVED.
Hi I’m entering to win the THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE
And this. Is. My. Joke.
WHat kind of pants do ninjas wear?
NINJA PANTS!
Im entering to win the lego ninjago visulal dicthinary here is my joke
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why did the chikin cross the road to win the lego book on the pther side
(bad joke but i still want to win
i hope i did every thin write
I am entering to win the Lego Movie book.
“Doctor, what am I supposed to do for a bad hangover?”
“Well, drink a lot the night before.”
(My favourite joke is another one, but it works only in Italian:
Un fiore incontra un fungo e gli dice “Ciao. Io sono un fiore, tu sei un ombrello o fungi da ombrello?” “Fungo!”
A flower meets a mushroom and tells him “Hi! Are you an umbrella or you just work as an umbrella?” “Mushroom!”
In Italian both “I work as” and “mushroom” translate with “fungo”…)
Do you know if they plan on discontinuing the first release of Lego movie sets at the beginning of next year. There’st still 3 of them that I want.
Hm… not sure, but I don’t think so. They haven’t been around for that long, and the new wave coming out in January is very small. Usually the sign is that they start to put them on sale, but that hasn’t been happening. I would suspect that they will be around until the end of next year, but this is not official.
some of them have gone on sale. It looks like the icecream truck, flying flusher, and creative ambush have gone on sale. Maybe that’s just the holiday?
I would think so. They really just haven’t been around enough. Most sets last at least two years.
im entering to win the dark side here is my joke
knock knock whos there little boy who cant reach the door bell
I am entering to win the Star wars book.
“Did you hear about that Italian chef who died?”
“He pasta way”
That is so wrong…
I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE. Here is my joke: What’s high in the middle and round on each end? Answer: OHIO.
I’m entering to win, LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE. Here is my joke: Man who goes to church and farts, sits in his own pew.
I’m entering to win, LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA. Here is my joke: What goes up and down but does not move? Answer: stairs.
I’m entering to win the Lego Star Wars Dark Side Book.
Here’s my joke:
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting ….
Moo…
I’m entering to win, LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY. Here is my joke: What did one toilet say to the other? Answer: You look a bit flushed. .
Im entering to win the LEGO Star Wars Dark side book.
Here is my joke.
What does a fish say when he hits a concrete wall?
Dam!
Woah man woah! Cutting it a little close with that one!
I’m entering for the LEGO Star Wars Dark Side book 🙂
JOKE:
Three hunters walk up to some tracks in a forest. The first hunter says “these look like horse tracks”. the second hunter says “these look like alpaca tracks”. The third hunter was hit by a train.
GEDDIT?
This time I’m entering for the Ninjago Visual Dictionary.
DId you hear about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off?
It’s ok, he’s alright now!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lastly for the Chima book….
What did the ghost say to the cookie?
Boomerang!
(Boo merangue!)
I’m entering the contest for the LEGO Movie book:
Q: What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
A: Dam
Please send me the DARK SIDE book. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents! 😀
Naughty naughty…
I am entering for the Chima book, Here is my joke: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
I am entering for the Star Wars book, here is my joke: What do you get ween you cross a parrot and a centipede, a walky talky!
I’m entering to win The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide.
Here is my joke:
Q: What’s the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
A: One is always wanted.
I’m entering to win the LEGO Legends of Chima Character Encyclopedia.
Here is my joke:
An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. “Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.” The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper. ” Honey” the man asks standing around 20 feet away “whats for supper?” After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away, and again no response. Then again at 10 feet away and again no response. Finally he was 5 feet away “honey whats for supper?” She replies “For the fourth time it’s lasagna!”
I’m entering to win the LEGO Ninjago Visual Dictionary.
Here is my joke:
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” “Nine…”
I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE . Here is my joke: What did the egg say to the baker? You crack me up.
I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE . Here is my joke: Why did the snowman cross the road? Because he melted.
I would like to win the star wars dark side book.
Here’s my joke.
Part 1
Q: Why did the chicken cross the rode?
A: To get to the other side.
Part 2
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was handcuffed to the chickens leg.
I’m entering to win “LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY ON AMAZON”. Here is my joke:
Q. A hotel manager had some chess lovers stay at the hotel one day. In the afternoon, he heard some noise in the foyer so he went to see what it was.
A. It was chess nuts boasting over an open foyer.
Ooh a double! You got a Christmas AND a chess joke! All in one!