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I’m entering to win ” LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA ON AMAZON”. Here is my joke:
A para trooper was told to jump over a certain spot. he was told that first his parachute would open and he would land, then he would run around a corner and find a truck waiting for him. So he jumped and tried to open the parachute, but it wouldn’t open, “Bah! I bet the truck won’t be there either!”

I’m entering to win “LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side”. Here is my joke:

Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
To get to the other—er…same side.

Holy moly! 108 comments already! Must think of joke… Hang on, I have 50 of them in an email my dad sent me…. 😉
I’m entering to win LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke: Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says: “how do you drive this thing?” 😀
Also, this Brick Friday sale thing is making me extremely nervous. Almost all the Galaxy Squad is sold out (except mine!), and the rest of the sale is beginning to sell out some other sets I want. Even a few of the sets that came out today are to of stock! Now 79003 must survive….

I’m entering to win “LEGO Ninjago : The Visual Dictionary “. Here is my Joke. “What do you call a adolescent Ninjago villain ?” “Serpenteen!”

I’m entering to win the LEGO Star Wars Dark Side book. Here is my joke: What is white and can’t climb trees? A refrigerator!

I am entering for the Chima book!

Q: What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

A: nobody nose

I’m entering for the NINJAGO Character Encyclopedia. Below is my joke:

10 Facts About You:

1. You’re reading this now.
2. You’re realizing that this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn’t notice I skipped number 3.
5. You’re checking now.
6. You’re smiling.
7. You’re still reading this even though it is stupid.
9. You didn’t realize I skipped number 8.
10.You’re checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
11. You’re enjoying this.
12. You didn’t realize I said 10 facts not 12.

Ninjago.

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”

I’m entering to win The Lego Movie.
Here is my joke:
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. 😛

I’m entering to win Lego Legends of Chima
Here is my joke:
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A Clausterphobic

I’m entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY

Here is my joke:

Two blondes walk into a tanning salon.
The receptionist asks, “Are you two sisters?”
They chuckled and reply, ” No, we aren’t even Catholic.”

I’m entering to win LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA.

Here is my joke:

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

This is for the Chima Book.

Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, “Do you smell fish?”

I’m entering to win the lego movie the essential guide
Here is my joke:
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here

Alright I’m going to enter for another one. I’m entering for the LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side book and my joke is;
Two men walked into a bar.
The third ducked.

Hey admin! Haven’t been around for a while! My life’s been a little crazy cause we moved to Africa, long story. I’d love to have this book!!! If I win I’d like the LEGO Ninajgo Visual Dictionary or the LEGO Star Wars the Dark Side! Hope you like my joke:

There was this poor young man named Jose who lived in Mexico. He worked all day long, to help provide for his mother and father, and he was exhausted when he came home. One day he said to his mom “I want to see an American Football game in America.” She said, “Oh, Jose we are poor and can never afford it. Plus you must get a visa to cross the boarder.” Jose was very disappointed, but he knew if he worked hard enough he could earn enough money. He worked for months harder than any man. Finally he saved up and enough and after a year of trying to get a visa, he finally did! He traveled, by bus, to the New York were the Jets were playing the Giants. He purchased his ticket at the front gate. He located his seat all the way up by the pole with the American flag. The game was about to start!
When he arrived home after being away for several weeks, his mother hugged him and asked him how the game was. He said, “It was great! I love American Football! Oh, and the best part was before the game all the people in the stadium look up at me and sang ‘Jose can you see!'”

Haha love this joke! Just in case you don’t get it a J sounds like H so before every game we sing the national anthem which says ‘Oh say can you see…’ And since he was by the flag pole they look up to the flag and sang it so he thought they said his name! Lol

I’m entering to win the LEGO Legends of Chima Character Encyclopedia.
Here’s my joke.
Q: A man walked into a bar. He was immediately knocked unconscious. Why?
A: Because it was a metal bar. Not a restaurant.

I’m entering for the Chima book.

How do you get clean in space?
Take a meteor shower

I’m entering to win The Lego Movie Essential Guide.

Here is my joke:

What is a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a Cola.

I’m entering for the DARK SIDE, here’s my joke why did the afol(adultfan of LEGO) have so many girlfriends? he was a stud

I’m entering for the DARKSIDE,
Here’s my joke ; What’s red and invisible? No tomato sauce

Chima book please! Thanks for the fun! 😀

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke:

How does Darth Vader know what Luke has got for Christmas? He can sense his “presence”.

I’m entering to win: LEGO Star Wars, The Dark Side.
Here’s my joke: One man sees another man wearing one black shoe, and one brown shoe. The first man says, “Interesting shoes.” The second man says, “You like them? I have another pair at home just like them!”

I’m entering to win: LEGO Ninjago, The Visual Dictionary.
Here’s my joke: Two guys are out in the woods on a hike, when a poisonous snake jumps out of nowhere and bites one on the rear. It would take forever to walk back to the car, so the other man calls the hospital on his cell phone. He says, “My friend was bitten by a poisonous snake. What do I do?” The doctor says, “Okay, listen carefully. Take your pocket knife, and cut an X-shaped incision at the point of the bite. Then you have to use your mouth to suck the venom out.” The man hangs up, and the bitten man says, “What did the doctor say???” His friend says, “The doctor says you’re going to die.”

I’m entering for the LEGO Movie book. Here is my joke:

A man is driving down the highway when he sees a shipping truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside it. He pulls over and the truck driver tells him, “Quick! You’ve gotta take these birds to the zoo while I wait for AAA!” The man agrees and drives off with the penguins. After fixing his vehicle, the truck driver heads over to the zoo to make sure the penguins made it safely. There’s no sign of them. The truck driver panics and starts scouring the town for his missing penguins. An hour later he passes by the local cinema, when who does he see leaving the theater but the guy who said he’d help him, 25 penguins still in tow. “What happened!” the truck driver screams. “I told you to take them to the zoo!” “I did,” the man answers. “But I had a little money left over, so I thought I’d take them to a movie too.” 😀

Read more: http://www.rd.com/jokes/funny/animals/the-penguin-whisperer/#c_tag=animals#ixzz3KwpfkGj0

This is for the Lego Movie book.

This girl claims she knows me from her Vegan club. But I’ve never met herbivore.

I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke.

Did you hear the one about the vegetables?
Never mind, it’s really corny.

I’m entering to win Lego Star Wars The Dark Side. Here is my joke.

Why did the zombie fail school?
Because he had no brains.

I am entering to win the Star Wars Dark Side Book:

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C….
MOOOO!

For the Chima Character Encyclopedia

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito.

LEGO Ninjago Dictionary

Joke: Why did the cow cross the road?
Because he felt like eating at Chick- Fil- A, which was on the other side.

Hello, here is my joke for: LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE

Why can’t pirates remember the alphabet?

They are always stuck at C

And here is my joke for: LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA

Why can’t pirates play cards?

There is always someone standing on the deck.

Brickblogger, thanks for the great competition and the great site. Keep it up!