Win great LEGO books from DK publishing!

by admin on December 1, 2014

in LEGO Books & Magazines

Hopefully all of our readers survived the holiday shopping craze, so whether you are done already or still have some more shopping to do, let’s relax and have some fun. LEGO generously sent us over some really nice LEGO books from DK Publishing, so we will run a little giveaway. Below I will show you the books that are going to be available, then will let you know how to enter the contest. So here we go. 🙂

LEGO Books

THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE – This is a really nice hardbound book for fans of The LEGO Movie. It covers everything from all the main characters to the different realms featured in the film. Each page is full color with lots of fun facts and tidbits. I especially like the last chapter with behind-the-scenes look at how the movie, characters and LEGO sets were developed. Here is the official description: When an ordinary LEGO minifigure discovers he is the only one who can stop an evil LEGO tyrant from ending the world as he knows it, he embarks on an all-new, all-LEGO adventure. This fully illustrated guide to the upcoming The LEGO Movie explores the characters and locations of this long-awaited film with profiles, location spreads, and behind-the-scenes information about how the movie was made. The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide would not be complete without fun and interesting facts and cool movie stills. The book is 63 pages and has a 5-star rating on Amazon. I would recommend it for both children and adults who like the move. Normal price is $12.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE ON AMAZON

LEGO Book LEGO Movie

LEGO Book LEGO Movie Details

LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE – This book is similar to other LEGO Star Wars books by DK Publishing, with a lot of fun fact, stunning pictures, and an included minifigure inside the front cover – in this case Emperor Palpatine. Here is the official description: Journey to the dark side of a galaxy far, far away and meet the LEGO Star Wars minifigure members of the ruthless Imperial Army in LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side! Witness Darth Vader battling Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker, meet the Sith and all of Darth Vader’s minifigure subjects, and explore the Death Star and all of the Sith starships. Turn the pages to find facts and information about your favorite LEGO Star Wars minifigures and vehicles from the dark side in action-packed situations and discover everything there is to know about the legendary Darth Vader. With new and exciting photography and an evil exclusive minifigure, LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side will have you questioning on which side your allegiances lie. The book is 95 pages, hardcover, and recommended for ages 6 and up for the normal price of $16.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE ON AMAZON

LEGO Book Dark Side

LEGO Book Dark Side Details

LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA – This book also includes an exclusive minifigure inside the front cover, named Firox from the Phoenix tribe. This is a comprehensive guide to every single Chima tribe; including their members, vehicles, and weapons. Beautiful full color pictures on every page. Here is the official description: Enter the world of Chima and meet all of the members of your favorite tribes in DK’s new LEGO Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia. Each beautifully illustrated spread features tons of fun facts on the different characters, variants of each minifigure, and the various vehicles, weapons, and back stories that make up the LEGO Legends of Chima world. Additional pages will be included featuring special events from the new animated series on Cartoon Network, making LEGO Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia the perfect addition to every LEGO lover’s collection! The book is 176 pages, hardcover, and recommended for ages 6 and up for the normal price of $18.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA ON AMAZON

LEGO Book Chima

LEGO Book Chima Details

LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY – This book also comes with an exclusive minifigure inside the front cover; Zane Rebooted. The book is hardcover, oversized and is a definite eye-candy as well as comprehensive guide for LEGO Ninjago fans. Here is the official description: Meet the Masters of the Spinjitzu as they prepare to do battle and learn about great heroes and the ninjas’ mortal enemies while discovering little-known facts about their weapons and vehicles. Discover everything there is to know about the world of LEGO Ninjago with DK’s all-new LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Go behind the scenes to explore the creation and stories of LEGO Ninjago with a fantastic gallery of every Ninjago minifigure and set ever created. Read dramatic storylines from the fun LEGO Ninjago episodes and movies. LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary wouldn’t be complete without a limited-edition minifigure to add to your LEGO Ninjago sets so you can create ninja adventures of your own! The book is 96 pages, and recommended for ages 6 ad up for a normal price of $21.99. For more details you can check out the book on Amazon: LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY ON AMAZON

LEGO Book Ninjago

LEGO Book Ninjago Details

Now, as far as the contest, as I have mentioned LEGO sent us two of each of the above books for a fun giveaway. Below are the rules, so if you would like to participate and win your own copy read on!

HOW TO ENTER: We are going to keep this simple and fun! To be eligible to enter the contest share a joke. It doesn’t have to be LEGO related at all. Just something funny. It could be a joke you have made up, or something you heard somewhere else. It could be a complex riddle or a simple “Knock, Knock. Who is There?” type funny. So this is what you need to do to enter the contest, in the comment section below say:

  • I’m entering to win (name of book you would like to win from the above list). Here is my joke: (include joke).

WHAT ARE THE RULES: Nothing difficult; just enter the book you would like to win, and share your joke. Please note that jokes are NOT rated. A joke is simply a way to enter. Better/funnier jokes don’t have a higher chance of winning. Winners will be chosen at random. You can enter up to four times – once for each of the different books – but you will have to share a different joke each time. If you enter more than once for each book, or more than four times in total, (please don’t, as it will just make counting difficult), only your first entry for each book will count. Any joke is fine, but keep in mind that this is a family-friendly site, so no dirty jokes please. Let’s see how funny and creative you are! We just want a good laugh! 😀

HOW TO WIN: Contest will run from now until Monday, December 8th at midnight US EST. Once the contest is closed I will tally up the request for each of the books, and I ask my little sister to pick the winning numbers. So if there are 20 entries for the LEGO Star Wars book, I will ask her to pick a number between 1 and 20. Same for the other books as well. There are two of each of the books (eight in total) for this giveaway, and we usually have 50-100 entries to a contest, so you got a good chance of winning, and you might even win more than one book if you are lucky!

WHAT YOU WIN: The winners will receive one copy of their chosen book from the above list. If they entered more than once, and won more than one book, of course they will receive all of their winnings together.

HOW TO RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE: If you are winner I will contact you by email. Please make sure your email address in your comment is correct! You send me your shipping address (no PO Box please) and I will send you your prize. Best of luck! 😉

{ 257 comments… read them below or add one }

Bug December 1, 2014 at 10:08 AM

I’m entering to win The Lego Movie: The Essential Guide. Here is my joke: The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

floridabrick December 1, 2014 at 10:37 AM

Before anyone else uses this one!!!

Question: What do you tell a Robo Crocodile that has bitten your leg?

Answer: Ask him to LEGO

Man that’s dry, sorry. TLM please.

MiniTheFig December 1, 2014 at 10:50 AM

I’m entering to win Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke:

What did Flinx say when he got a new camera?

“Say ‘CHI’s!”

Blaise December 1, 2014 at 10:53 AM

I’m entering to win the LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY .

joke: The difference between a cat and a comma: one has claws at the end of it’s paws, and one has a pause at the end of it’s clause.

(p.s. all of you grammar geeks should get this.

jabber-baby-wocky December 1, 2014 at 10:55 AM

Okay, so since you said knock-knock jokes are okay, here is mine. And it is holiday related, so should be okay. I’m entering for the Dark Side book! Thanks!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Melanie December 1, 2014 at 11:18 AM

I’m entering to win the Ninjago book! Knock, Knock…. who’s there? Who? No…. not who…. whom!

Chris of Yoda Archives December 1, 2014 at 11:20 AM

I’m entering to win LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side. Here is my joke.
Two guys walk into a bar.
The second one should have ducked.

Deneal Spaulding December 1, 2014 at 11:24 AM

I’m entering to win The Lego Movie: The Essential Guide. Here is my (ten year old’s) joke:

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who!

brickmaster December 1, 2014 at 11:25 AM

Okay, I’m entering for the DARK SIDE book! Here is my joke. I think it is family friendly………kind of……….

Q: What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it.

Scott Williams December 1, 2014 at 11:28 AM

I’m entering to win The Lego Movie: The Essential Guide. Here is my joke: A little boy was thumbing through his Brick Bible and found a leaf that his mother had put in between the pages to flatten it. Not knowing his mother had put it there, he took it out, brought it to her and said, “Look, Mom! I found Adam’s underwear!”

Deneal Spaulding December 1, 2014 at 11:28 AM

I’m entering to win Lego Star Wars: The Dark Side. Here is my joke:

What is black and white and red all over? A sunburned zebra!

biglesdug December 1, 2014 at 11:33 AM

I’m entering to win : LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA
Here is my joke:
Joke: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
Answer: Their bats flew away.

Deneal Spaulding December 1, 2014 at 11:35 AM

I am entering to win Lego Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke:

What do you do when a lion charges you? Give him your credit card!

christopher kirfman December 1, 2014 at 11:35 AM

Im entering to win the Lego Star Wars: The Dark Side book,

1st guy, What was Forrest Gumps’ computer password?

2nd guy. what?

1st guy. 1forrest1

biglesdug December 1, 2014 at 11:36 AM

I’m entering to win :LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY
Here is my joke:
Joke: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph.
Answer: RUDEolph.

Jack Freimon December 1, 2014 at 11:36 AM

I’m entering to win The Dark Side (like everyone else)

joke:

Maurice: Rob, what rhymes with June?
Rob: No it doesn’t!

End of joke

If my email wasn’t clear its classymanproductions@gmail.com

biglesdug December 1, 2014 at 11:38 AM

I’m entering to win : LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE

Here is my joke:
Joke: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
Answer: The Elfabet.

biglesdug December 1, 2014 at 11:40 AM

I’m entering to win : THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE
Here is my joke:
Joke: Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
Answer: Toy-otas.

AGO December 1, 2014 at 11:45 AM

I’m entering to win: Star Wars: The Dark Side.

Here is my joke:

What did the egg say to the frying pan?

“You crack me up”

christopher kirfman December 1, 2014 at 11:56 AM

Im entering to win the THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE,

here is my joke:

The floods had subsided, and Noah had safely landed his ark on Mount Sinai. “Go forth and multiply!” he told the animals, and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants. Then he heard something he didn’t recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal’s offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw. “What on earth are you doing?” he cried. “You’re destroying the trees!” “Well Noah,” the snakes replied, “we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we’re adders… so we have to use logs.”

Sue Edmondson December 1, 2014 at 12:02 PM

I’m entering to win Star Wars: The Dark Side.

Here is my joke:
How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One! After that its not empty!

Crystal Groth December 1, 2014 at 12:03 PM

I’m entering for the Dark Side book.

Riddle —
Why did the little boy afraid to slide down a slide?
Answer —
He was afraid the slide would slide out under him.

(Might not make sense. But in ASL – it does.)

Tito December 1, 2014 at 12:09 PM

LEGO MOVIE BOOK PLEASE! 😀

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

Giza December 1, 2014 at 12:22 PM

This is kind of an insider joke from the Lego Movie: The “eight and a half years later” reference at the beginning of the movie after Lord Business and Vitruvius fights over the Kragle refers to the birth of Finn, the real kid in the movie. I found this on MTV: “So though it’s never explicitly stated, when Finn was born, The Man Upstairs locked his toys away, separated the worlds and made sure that his son would never play with them. Given the poignant ending, this is yet another beautiful, emotional detail that adds to the richness of the film.”

I’m entering for the LEGO Movie book. Thanks!

Deneal Spaulding December 1, 2014 at 12:29 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke:

Did you ever hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind,it’s over your head!

James B. December 1, 2014 at 12:36 PM

I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE. Here is my joke:

Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: We make cents together!

James B. December 1, 2014 at 12:37 PM

I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE. Here is my joke:

Q: What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
A: Punch!

James B. December 1, 2014 at 12:38 PM

I’m entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY. Here is my joke:

Q: What kind of underwear do reporters wear?
A: News briefs.

James B. December 1, 2014 at 12:38 PM

I’m entering to win LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA. Here is my joke:

Q: How do you serve a smart hamburger?
A: On an honor roll!

Natalie December 1, 2014 at 12:52 PM

I am entering for Star Wars Dark Side book
Here is my joke:
Q Why did the hot dog lose the race?
A Because it could not ketchup.

Morgan D December 1, 2014 at 12:54 PM

I’m entering to win the Lego Movie book:

Two muffins were in the oven and one said to the other, “do you think its getting hot in here?”
The other muffin replied, “Holy crap its a talking muffin.”

ruth December 1, 2014 at 12:56 PM

I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE. Here is my joke:

Q: What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
A: Luke warm

Morgan D December 1, 2014 at 12:59 PM

I am entering to win the Star Wars book:

What do you get when you combine LDS and LSD?
A “High Priest.”

Morgan D December 1, 2014 at 12:59 PM

I’m entering to win the Chima book:

Where do pirates like to eat lunch?

Arrrrrrrrrrrbies.

Morgan D December 1, 2014 at 1:01 PM

I’m entering to win the Ninjago book:

Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to bed?

Because of his coffin.

Macavan December 1, 2014 at 1:04 PM

I am entering to win the LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE. Here I my joke, which my son told me while we were driving when he was 3:

P: “Dad, what’s that?”
Me: “What? What are you looking at?”
P: “What’s that?”
Me: “I’m not sure what you’re pointing at.”
P: “What’s THAT?”
Me: ” I can’t see what you’re talking about, buddy. I don’t know.”
P (proudly):”It’s a WORD!”

Carlq December 1, 2014 at 1:11 PM

I’m entering to win: Ninjago Visual Dictionary.

Here is my joke:

A man goes into a pub, and orders a pint of beer. While the barman pours, he looks around and notices something odd; two slabs of meat nailed to the ceiling. The barman returns with his pint while he is noticing this, and says,

“Ah, I see you’ve spotted our competition, sir! If you can jump up and pull down one of those slabs of meat, you win a free pint. What do you say, sir, do you want to try?”

The man rubs his chin, thinks for a minute, and finally shakes his head, saying…….

“I don’t think so, mate. The steaks are too high!”

Matt Nutter December 1, 2014 at 1:12 PM

I’m entering to win Lego ninjago book..

Why isn’t there any gambling in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Monica December 1, 2014 at 1:26 PM

Entering to win Lego Movie book.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam!

ninja5 December 1, 2014 at 1:38 PM

I’m entering to win the LEGO Ninjago Visual Dictionary.
Here’s my joke:
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work!

Crystal Groth December 1, 2014 at 1:40 PM

Entering for the Ninjago, a joke/riddle from my son.

Why did a mouse jump up on a tree?

Because the mouse was afraid of trees.

legogeek December 1, 2014 at 1:46 PM

I’m entering to win The Ninjago Visual Dictionary
Here is my joke: Two dumb men were flying a plane in the middle of the night, they were about to run out of fuel so the first guy said “Hey see that short runway we have to land on it.” the second guy said “Ok, but be careful it is the shortest runway I have ever seen.” So they land on it with a struggle and the first guy got out looked side to side and said “But it’s sooo wide!”

vsj December 1, 2014 at 1:48 PM

I’m entering to win the Lego Movie: The Essential Guide book.

Q: What did the duck say when he walked into the bar?
A: Ouch!

vsj December 1, 2014 at 1:51 PM

I’m entering to win the LEGO Ninjago Visual Dictionary.

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips

Crystal Groth December 1, 2014 at 1:51 PM

This one is for the Lego Movie.

Knock, knock….
Who’s there?
Good…
Good Who?
Good Afternoon!

MCW December 1, 2014 at 1:57 PM

I am entering for the Star Wars book.

Question: What should you do if you are attacked by a group of clowns?

Answer: Go for the Juggler.

MCW December 1, 2014 at 1:59 PM

I am entering for the Ninjago book.

Question: You know why I don’t like Russian dolls?

Answer: They are so full of themselves.

Strider December 1, 2014 at 2:19 PM

Wow. We are a greedy bunch, there hasn’t been this many commments in a long time 🙂 I’m entering for the Lego Starwars Dark Side book.

A blonde walks into a bar,
you’d think she would’ve seen it. (Courtesy of Richard Armitage, he says it’s the only joke he can ever remember.)

Eric December 1, 2014 at 2:20 PM

entering for LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

MJC December 1, 2014 at 2:22 PM

I am entering for the Star Wars book.
The joke/story…

Two vampires are looking for food but have not been able to find any. They each decide to go off in different directions to look. After awhile, they come back and one of the vampires has blood all over his face. His friend asks him, “Where did you get all that blood?”
The second vampires replies, “Follow me and I will show you.”
He takes his friend to a cave and points at the wall in the back of the cave. He says “Do you see that wall over there?”
“Yes.”
“I didn’t”

Hope you like it :).

Strider December 1, 2014 at 2:26 PM

I’m entering for the Lego Ninjago book.

A lion and a cheetah we’re playing checkers. The cheetah moved his piece and jumped over all of his opponents in one move. “You’re a cheetah!” the lion said.
“Well you’re lion!” said the cheetah.
That’s a dumb joke, but it’s all I could think of 🙂

Strider December 1, 2014 at 2:27 PM

“were”

Grant December 1, 2014 at 2:28 PM

I would like the ninjago book, here is my joke:

A guy walks into a bar…. And bumps his head

Strider December 1, 2014 at 2:31 PM

I’m entering for the Lego Chima Book.

A lady walks into a store one day, and comes across an ugly portrait. “Ugh,” she says, “is this one of those weird pieces they call modern art?”
“No ma’am,” say the clerk, “it’s a mirror.”

Strider December 1, 2014 at 2:35 PM

I’m entering for the Lego Movie Book. (This was actually the one I wanted least, but it looks fun.)

A karate master decided to join the military. He gave himself a concussion when he saluted.

Michael Bradford December 1, 2014 at 2:37 PM

I’m entering to win the Chima Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke: Knock-knock…who’s there…boo…boo who?…don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Michael Bradford December 1, 2014 at 2:39 PM

I’m entering to win the LEGO Movie Essential guide. knock-knock…who’s there…bunny rabbit…bunnyrabbit who…knock-knock…who’s there…bunny rabbit…bunnyrabbit who…knock-knock…who’s there…bunny rabbit…bunnyrabbit who…knock-knock…who’s there…orange…orange who…orange you glad it’s not the bunny rabbit?

Michael Bradford December 1, 2014 at 2:40 PM

I’m entering to win the Ninjago book…here is my joke…what’s black and white and red all over? a newspaper!

Michael Bradford December 1, 2014 at 2:41 PM

i’m entering to win the Dark Side book Here is my joke…why did the chicken cross the road? to see Gregory Peck.

admin December 1, 2014 at 2:43 PM

Naw, it’s all for fun. Greedy or not, I don’t mind. I always try to come up with some ways to get the lurkers out the shadows. Contests are good for that. Besides, I’m having lots of fun reading through your entries, so it’s a win-win! 😉

Welfycat December 1, 2014 at 2:54 PM

I’m entering to win The Lego Movie Essential Guide.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Mini-fig. Mini-fig who? Mini-figured you ought to know who I am. (lamest joke ever! I don’t even know.)

Lloydguy December 1, 2014 at 2:55 PM

I’m entering to win the Legends of Chima Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke: Question- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Answer- Fsh (Hahaha!)

Lloydguy December 1, 2014 at 2:56 PM

I’m entering to win the Ninjago Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke:

Lloydguy December 1, 2014 at 3:06 PM

sorry, accidentally sent this in early. Here is my joke:
A burglar watched a house carefully for a couple of days. After making sure nobody was home, he broke into the house in the middle of the night.
As thee burglar stuffed valuable goodies into his sack, he was terrified to hear a deep voice say, “God is watching you!”
“Who’s there?” the burglar cried, swinging his flashlight around. Then he saw a large parrot in a cage, and the parrot said again, “God is watching you!”
“Heehee,” laughed the burglar. “What’s your name, birdie?”
“My name is Edmund,” the parrot answered.
“Edmund? Who names their parrot Edmund?” asked the burglar.
“The same person who names their pit bull God” replied the parrot.

Robert4168 December 1, 2014 at 3:12 PM

I´m entering to win the Ninjago Visual Dictionary.
Here’s my joke:

A man had been cast ashore on an island, which was inhabited by about thirty other stranded men. As they all sat together after supper one of the men announced that it was joke time. “Number seven!” shouted one, and they all burst out laughing. “Number 22!” cried another, and the laughter recommenced. “What is going on?” asked the new guy to a man beside him. He replied, “everyone’s been here so long that we have numbered all the jokes, so we just say the number and everyone knows the joke. It saves time.” and then louder, “Number 11!” The laughter started afresh. After a while more of it the new man thought it was time to try. “Number 19!” he said. No one laughed. “What was wrong?” he asked the man next to him. He replied, “it was the way you told it.”

Robert4168 December 1, 2014 at 3:16 PM

I’m entering to win the Lego Movie Essential Guide Book.
Here’s my joke:

Knock-knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c… Mmmooooo!

LegoAthos December 1, 2014 at 3:22 PM
Robert4168 December 1, 2014 at 3:23 PM

I’m entering to win the Lego Chima Character Encyclopedia.
Here’s my joke:

There were three men who had just escaped from jail. They heard barking. The one said, “the’re after us with the dogs!” One of the others responded “here’s what we’ll do. Let’s each climb a tree and when the dogs come we will make a sound like an animal.” So they each climbed a tree. The guards came to the first tree and the dogs stopped and started barking louder. The guy in the tree said “whooo, whoooo.” So the guards said, “it’s just an owl, let’s go!” They came to the next tree and the man said “Tweet, tweet!” The guards said, “It’s a bird, let’s keep going!” They came to the next tree and the third guy said “Mmmoooooooo!”

Legonizer December 1, 2014 at 3:58 PM

I’m entering to win the LEGO Movie Essential Guide.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum tsh! (It works better when said aloud)

Tigre December 1, 2014 at 4:02 PM

Ok, I would like the Star Wars Dark Side. Here’s my joke:

One day, a Transdoshian’s son walks up to the dinner table.
“Ew, what is that?” he asks his father.
“It’s a Wookie Steak. Very tender,” his father answers.
“Is it any good?” the son inquires.
“Ehhh… It’s kind of… CHEWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

HAHAHAHA. (The trandoshans hunt Wookie for sport)

Tony December 1, 2014 at 4:04 PM

I’m entering for the Chima Encyclopedia. Here is my joke:
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
His mummy.

Xevo December 1, 2014 at 4:19 PM

I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE. Here is my joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange’ya glad I didn’t say Banana?

Thomas Main December 1, 2014 at 4:19 PM

I am entering to win Lego Legends of Chima Character Encyclopedia.

Joke:

Should we start calling Siamese cats conjoined cats?

CoffeeNinja12 December 1, 2014 at 4:35 PM

Hi I’m entering to win the LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY.
Here is my joke:
Why does everyone like Zane?
Because he’s so COOL under pressure!

-CoffeeNinja12. 😀

NinjaPants December 1, 2014 at 4:43 PM

LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA
and here is my joke:
Its not good, I know.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To jump down the sewer.

NinjaPants December 1, 2014 at 4:44 PM

I’m entering to win the LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE
here is my joke:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

NinjaPants December 1, 2014 at 4:45 PM

Hi I’m entering to win the LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY
And here, is my joke.
What did the ocean say to the lake?
It just WAVED.

NinjaPants December 1, 2014 at 4:51 PM

Hi I’m entering to win the THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE
And this. Is. My. Joke.
WHat kind of pants do ninjas wear?
NINJA PANTS!

lego trooper 91 December 1, 2014 at 4:52 PM

Im entering to win the lego ninjago visulal dicthinary here is my joke
why did the chikin cross the road to win the lego book on the pther side
(bad joke but i still want to win :mrgreen: )
i hope i did every thin write

Ric December 1, 2014 at 5:00 PM

I am entering to win the Lego Movie book.

“Doctor, what am I supposed to do for a bad hangover?”
“Well, drink a lot the night before.”

(My favourite joke is another one, but it works only in Italian:
Un fiore incontra un fungo e gli dice “Ciao. Io sono un fiore, tu sei un ombrello o fungi da ombrello?” “Fungo!”
A flower meets a mushroom and tells him “Hi! Are you an umbrella or you just work as an umbrella?” “Mushroom!”
In Italian both “I work as” and “mushroom” translate with “fungo”…)

Kim December 1, 2014 at 5:03 PM

Do you know if they plan on discontinuing the first release of Lego movie sets at the beginning of next year. There’st still 3 of them that I want.

lego trooper 91 December 1, 2014 at 5:05 PM

im entering to win the dark side here is my joke
knock knock whos there little boy who cant reach the door bell

Ric December 1, 2014 at 5:10 PM

I am entering to win the Star wars book.

“Did you hear about that Italian chef who died?”
“He pasta way”

Eldon Taylor December 1, 2014 at 5:32 PM

I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE. Here is my joke: What’s high in the middle and round on each end? Answer: OHIO.

Eldon Taylor December 1, 2014 at 5:35 PM

I’m entering to win, LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE. Here is my joke: Man who goes to church and farts, sits in his own pew.

Eldon Taylor December 1, 2014 at 5:39 PM

I’m entering to win, LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA. Here is my joke: What goes up and down but does not move? Answer: stairs.

admin December 1, 2014 at 5:41 PM

Hm… not sure, but I don’t think so. They haven’t been around for that long, and the new wave coming out in January is very small. Usually the sign is that they start to put them on sale, but that hasn’t been happening. I would suspect that they will be around until the end of next year, but this is not official.

William Noetling December 1, 2014 at 5:44 PM

I’m entering to win the Lego Star Wars Dark Side Book.

Here’s my joke:

Knock Knock
Who’s There
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting ….
Moo…

Eldon Taylor December 1, 2014 at 5:45 PM

I’m entering to win, LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY. Here is my joke: What did one toilet say to the other? Answer: You look a bit flushed. .

Kim December 1, 2014 at 5:48 PM

some of them have gone on sale. It looks like the icecream truck, flying flusher, and creative ambush have gone on sale. Maybe that’s just the holiday?

Guy December 1, 2014 at 5:59 PM

Im entering to win the LEGO Star Wars Dark side book.

Here is my joke.

What does a fish say when he hits a concrete wall?

Dam!

Ultron32 December 1, 2014 at 6:19 PM

I’m entering for the LEGO Star Wars Dark Side book 🙂
JOKE:
Three hunters walk up to some tracks in a forest. The first hunter says “these look like horse tracks”. the second hunter says “these look like alpaca tracks”. The third hunter was hit by a train.
GEDDIT?

Ultron32 December 1, 2014 at 6:26 PM

This time I’m entering for the Ninjago Visual Dictionary.
DId you hear about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off?
It’s ok, he’s alright now!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ultron32 December 1, 2014 at 6:28 PM

Lastly for the Chima book….
What did the ghost say to the cookie?
Boomerang!
(Boo merangue!)

Playing With Bricks December 1, 2014 at 6:39 PM

I’m entering the contest for the LEGO Movie book:

Q: What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
A: Dam

waverider December 1, 2014 at 6:39 PM

Please send me the DARK SIDE book. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents! 😀

admin December 1, 2014 at 6:43 PM

I would think so. They really just haven’t been around enough. Most sets last at least two years.

legogeek December 1, 2014 at 6:51 PM

I am entering for the Chima book, Here is my joke: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!

legogeek December 1, 2014 at 6:54 PM

I am entering for the Star Wars book, here is my joke: What do you get ween you cross a parrot and a centipede, a walky talky!

gid617 December 1, 2014 at 7:06 PM

I’m entering to win The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide.
Here is my joke:
Q: What’s the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
A: One is always wanted.

gid617 December 1, 2014 at 7:09 PM

I’m entering to win the LEGO Legends of Chima Character Encyclopedia.
Here is my joke:
An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. “Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.” The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper. ” Honey” the man asks standing around 20 feet away “whats for supper?” After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away, and again no response. Then again at 10 feet away and again no response. Finally he was 5 feet away “honey whats for supper?” She replies “For the fourth time it’s lasagna!”

gid617 December 1, 2014 at 7:14 PM

I’m entering to win the LEGO Ninjago Visual Dictionary.
Here is my joke:
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” “Nine…”

saltlego December 1, 2014 at 7:16 PM

I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE . Here is my joke: What did the egg say to the baker? You crack me up.

saltlego December 1, 2014 at 7:18 PM

I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE . Here is my joke: Why did the snowman cross the road? Because he melted.

Seth December 1, 2014 at 7:22 PM

I would like to win the star wars dark side book.

Here’s my joke.

Part 1
Q: Why did the chicken cross the rode?
A: To get to the other side.

Part 2
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was handcuffed to the chickens leg.

kai December 1, 2014 at 7:24 PM

I’m entering to win “LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY ON AMAZON”. Here is my joke:
Q. A hotel manager had some chess lovers stay at the hotel one day. In the afternoon, he heard some noise in the foyer so he went to see what it was.
A. It was chess nuts boasting over an open foyer.

kai December 1, 2014 at 7:29 PM

I’m entering to win ” LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA ON AMAZON”. Here is my joke:
A para trooper was told to jump over a certain spot. he was told that first his parachute would open and he would land, then he would run around a corner and find a truck waiting for him. So he jumped and tried to open the parachute, but it wouldn’t open, “Bah! I bet the truck won’t be there either!”

kai December 1, 2014 at 7:38 PM

I’m entering to win the “THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE ON AMAZON”. Here is my joke:
Q. What did the one eye say to the other eye?
A. There’s something between us that smells!

Jake December 1, 2014 at 9:08 PM

I’m entering to win “LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side”. Here is my joke:

Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
To get to the other—er…same side.

Jake December 1, 2014 at 9:17 PM

I’m entering to win “The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide”. My joke is:

What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
A loose Canon.

Hardy-har-har.

BLProductions December 1, 2014 at 9:34 PM

Holy moly! 108 comments already! Must think of joke… Hang on, I have 50 of them in an email my dad sent me…. 😉
I’m entering to win LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke: Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says: “how do you drive this thing?” 😀
Also, this Brick Friday sale thing is making me extremely nervous. Almost all the Galaxy Squad is sold out (except mine!), and the rest of the sale is beginning to sell out some other sets I want. Even a few of the sets that came out today are to of stock! Now 79003 must survive….

llg53 December 1, 2014 at 9:34 PM

I would like to enter for the; LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary and my joke is as follows;

Q; What do you call a funny mime?

A; A gesture

Budumtch!

llg53 December 1, 2014 at 9:36 PM

I must remember your joke. That is epic!

llg53 December 1, 2014 at 9:38 PM

That is so wrong…

llg53 December 1, 2014 at 9:40 PM

Woah man woah! Cutting it a little close with that one!

llg53 December 1, 2014 at 9:41 PM

Naughty naughty…

llg53 December 1, 2014 at 9:43 PM

Ooh a double! You got a Christmas AND a chess joke! All in one!

Keith December 1, 2014 at 9:58 PM

I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE. Her is my joke.

What pick up line did the boy brick use on the girl brick? “We were made for each other.”

Paul December 1, 2014 at 10:13 PM

I am entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY

My joke is…

Knock knock

Whos there?

Interrupting Cow

Interupting Cow wh…..

Moooooooo!

Natalie December 1, 2014 at 10:22 PM

I’m entering to win The LEGO Movie; The Essential Guide.
Here’s my joke.
What is the difference between a starving man and a glutton?
One eats to live and one lives to eat.

Kurt December 1, 2014 at 10:26 PM

I’m entering to win “LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side”. Here is my joke:

Why did Godzilla eat the bridge?
Because there was nothing good in the fridge

Kurt December 1, 2014 at 10:28 PM

I’m entering to win “The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide”. My joke is:

What is Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Boca burgers!

Kurt December 1, 2014 at 10:32 PM

I’m entering to win, LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA. Here is my joke:

When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!

Kurt December 1, 2014 at 10:33 PM

I am entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY and here’s my joke:

What’s long, brown, and sticky?
A stick

Kip K. December 1, 2014 at 10:35 PM

I’m entering to win the “THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE ON AMAZON”. Here is my joke:

How is the Christmas alphabet different from the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

admin December 1, 2014 at 10:40 PM

Yeah, to be honest, I would be nervous too. We know this theme is going to get retired soon. If I would be you I would just get it and live on mashed potatoes for a week. The price is already good. 😉

Kip K. December 1, 2014 at 10:42 PM

I would like to enter for the “LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary.”
Here is my joke:

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?
A pineapple!

Kip K. December 1, 2014 at 10:43 PM

Sorry, that title should be “THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE.”

Lucas Colon December 1, 2014 at 10:45 PM

I’m entering to win the “NINJAGO VISUAL DICTIONARY.” Here’s my joke:

Balloons are weird. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HERE’S A PLASTIC SACK OF MY BREATH.”

Kip K. December 1, 2014 at 10:48 PM

Nice!

Lucas Colon December 1, 2014 at 10:49 PM

I’m entering to win the “LEGO MOVIE ULTIMATE GUIDE.” Here’s my joke:

My printer is now named Bob Marly ’cause it’s always jammin’.

Crazybricks December 1, 2014 at 11:18 PM

Each person can have four entries one for each book?

admin December 1, 2014 at 11:21 PM

Yep, as explained in the rules. 😉

Crazybricks December 1, 2014 at 11:31 PM

I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE.
Here is my joke:

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader

A. An ele-Vader

matt nutter December 2, 2014 at 12:29 AM

This is for Lego Star wars book..

Why did Darth Vader always ruin Luke’s surprise at Christmas?

Because he always felt his presents!

Keith December 2, 2014 at 2:34 AM

I am entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE. Here is my joke. Did you here about the two LEGO that wanted a divorce? They got a LEGO Separator. (Legal Separation)

Keith December 2, 2014 at 2:41 AM

I am entering to win the LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY book. Hers is my joke.

Did you hear about the LEGO block that went on a diet? Now it is just a LEGO plate.

Shea December 2, 2014 at 6:07 AM

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

I’m entering to win LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side.

Kelvin December 2, 2014 at 7:12 AM

I’m entering to win THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE. Here is my joke:

What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?

Dam!

Kelvin December 2, 2014 at 7:13 AM

I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE. Here is my joke:

Reversing out of a carpark the other day, I accidentally scraped the door of the guy parked next to me. He gets out of his car, and it turns out he’s a dwarf. He says to me “I’m not happy”. I said “Well which one are you then?”

Kelvin December 2, 2014 at 7:13 AM

I’m entering to win LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA. Here is my joke:

A blonde called the airline customer service.

Blonde: How long does it take to fly to China?
Customer service: Just a minute.
Blonde: Thanks (hangs up)

Kelvin December 2, 2014 at 7:14 AM

I’m entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY Here is my joke:

Little Peter went to a barber shop and the barber told his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Let me prove it to you.”

The barber took out a dollar note and a 50 cents coin then called Peter and asked, “Which 1 do you want?”

Peter took the 50 cents coin.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid is dumb”

Later, the customer saw Peter coming out of an ice cream shop. “Hey, Peter. Why didn’t you take the dollar note?”

Peter replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Jake December 2, 2014 at 8:17 AM

79003 is by far the best set in the Hobbit line (in my opinion).

Jake December 2, 2014 at 8:19 AM

Really

Eddy Garcia December 2, 2014 at 8:32 AM

I’m entering to win “LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side” Here is my joke. “Why Did The Jedi Cross The Road….To Get To The Dark Side!”

Eddy Garcia December 2, 2014 at 8:35 AM

I’m entering to win “LEGO Ninjago : The Visual Dictionary “. Here is my Joke. “What do you call a adolescent Ninjago villain ?” “Serpenteen!”

Benjamin December 2, 2014 at 10:03 AM

I’m entering to win The LEGO Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke: What do you call a minifig divorce? A brick separator.

Benjamin December 2, 2014 at 10:05 AM

I’m entering to win the LEGO Star Wars Dark Side book. Here is my joke: What is white and can’t climb trees? A refrigerator!

extremekaifan December 2, 2014 at 10:30 AM

I’m entering to win the Ninjago Visual Dictionary and here is my joke:
What do you call a evil teenager? Serpenteenssss

MCW December 2, 2014 at 10:58 AM

I am entering for the Chima book!

Q: What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

A: nobody nose

Crazybricks December 2, 2014 at 10:59 AM

Thanks that part was kind of confusing

Top Hat December 2, 2014 at 10:59 AM

Hi, I’m new here. Well, I’ve been reading for a while, but haven’t commented. Anywho, I would like to clarify one part of the rules. If there is only one book we really want, are we allowed to put all four of our entries on that one book, sacrificing our chances on the other books for a higher chance on the book we want?

LegoMom December 2, 2014 at 11:08 AM

I’m entering for the NINJAGO Character Encyclopedia. Below is my joke:

10 Facts About You:

1. You’re reading this now.
2. You’re realizing that this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn’t notice I skipped number 3.
5. You’re checking now.
6. You’re smiling.
7. You’re still reading this even though it is stupid.
9. You didn’t realize I skipped number 8.
10.You’re checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
11. You’re enjoying this.
12. You didn’t realize I said 10 facts not 12.

admin December 2, 2014 at 11:12 AM

Good question. It is one entry per book. If you are interested in two books or three or four, you can put in one entry for each. If you are interested in only one book, you have one chance only. You cannot transfer your chances from another book. Hope this clarifies. Good luck. 😉

Blaise December 2, 2014 at 11:17 AM

Ninjago please.

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can’t say the letter ‘m’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You’re smiling.
Fact 6: You’re smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You’re smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you’re going to rate or comment. 🙂

Blaise December 2, 2014 at 11:18 AM

Ninjago.

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”

Blaise December 2, 2014 at 11:19 AM

ninjago.

Cop: “Did you kill this man?”
Me: “No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.”

Blaise December 2, 2014 at 11:20 AM

I did not notice Legomom’s joke before this. sorry!

Blaise December 2, 2014 at 11:22 AM

Dark side not Ninjago.

Sorry Admin.

Blaise December 2, 2014 at 11:24 AM

Chima not Ninjago.

Once again, sorry Admin.

ninja of stealth December 2, 2014 at 12:21 PM

I’m entering to win, “LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY.”
Here is my joke,
“why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his mother was in a jam!”

kai December 2, 2014 at 12:34 PM

You really had to do the same one as the one three posts above?

kai December 2, 2014 at 12:40 PM

Haha, only, I wasn’t smiling yet the first time 😉 .

Nrg Cole December 2, 2014 at 3:07 PM

I’m entering to win The Lego Movie.
Here is my joke:
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. 😛

Nrg Cole December 2, 2014 at 3:09 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Star Wars
Here is my joke:
Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn’t appreciate it when you call “Shotgun” before boarding a plane. 😀

Nrg Cole December 2, 2014 at 3:11 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Legends of Chima
Here is my joke:
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A Clausterphobic

Nrg Cole December 2, 2014 at 3:15 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago
Here is my joke:
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Bonus Joke:

A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… And a table

😆

Top Hat December 2, 2014 at 3:15 PM

Okay. That’s what I thought, but figured it couldn’t hurt to check.

David December 2, 2014 at 6:38 PM

I’m entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY

Here is my joke:

Two blondes walk into a tanning salon.
The receptionist asks, “Are you two sisters?”
They chuckled and reply, ” No, we aren’t even Catholic.”

Narrator_Bob December 2, 2014 at 6:40 PM

I am entering to win the lego chima character encyclopedia
Here is my joke:
Knock knock, who’s there? I am. Who are you? I’m bad at writing jokes.

David December 2, 2014 at 6:40 PM

I’m entering to win LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA.

Here is my joke:

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

David December 2, 2014 at 6:42 PM

I’m entering to win the LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side.

Here is my joke:

How do you catch a bra?
Set up a boobie trap.

Cody December 2, 2014 at 6:43 PM

This is for the Chima Book.

Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, “Do you smell fish?”

Cody December 2, 2014 at 6:45 PM

This is for the Star Wars.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Narrator_Bob December 2, 2014 at 6:46 PM

I’m entering to win the lego movie the essential guide
Here is my joke:
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here

NINJAGORULES December 2, 2014 at 7:26 PM

I’m entering to win LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY.

Here is my joke:

Two guys are on a boat, cruising a river.

1st guy (seeing a branch sticking out) DUCK! DUCK!
2nd guy (with binoculars) WHERE?

llg53 December 2, 2014 at 10:55 PM

Alright I’m going to enter for another one. I’m entering for the LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side book and my joke is;
Two men walked into a bar.
The third ducked.

llg53 December 2, 2014 at 11:01 PM

Perhaps he didn’t know. Perhaps he did. No doubt my jokes were used by someone else at some point. My favorite that I’ve seen here is; two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and said, “How do you drive this thing?”

Pirate Lord December 3, 2014 at 1:54 AM

I’m entering to win The Lego Movie: The Essential Guide.
My Joke: What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Lean beef!

Ntk743 December 3, 2014 at 4:46 AM

Hey admin! Haven’t been around for a while! My life’s been a little crazy cause we moved to Africa, long story. I’d love to have this book!!! If I win I’d like the LEGO Ninajgo Visual Dictionary or the LEGO Star Wars the Dark Side! Hope you like my joke:

There was this poor young man named Jose who lived in Mexico. He worked all day long, to help provide for his mother and father, and he was exhausted when he came home. One day he said to his mom “I want to see an American Football game in America.” She said, “Oh, Jose we are poor and can never afford it. Plus you must get a visa to cross the boarder.” Jose was very disappointed, but he knew if he worked hard enough he could earn enough money. He worked for months harder than any man. Finally he saved up and enough and after a year of trying to get a visa, he finally did! He traveled, by bus, to the New York were the Jets were playing the Giants. He purchased his ticket at the front gate. He located his seat all the way up by the pole with the American flag. The game was about to start!
When he arrived home after being away for several weeks, his mother hugged him and asked him how the game was. He said, “It was great! I love American Football! Oh, and the best part was before the game all the people in the stadium look up at me and sang ‘Jose can you see!'”

Haha love this joke! Just in case you don’t get it a J sounds like H so before every game we sing the national anthem which says ‘Oh say can you see…’ And since he was by the flag pole they look up to the flag and sang it so he thought they said his name! Lol

Ntk743 December 3, 2014 at 5:08 AM

For: Lego Ninjago visual dictionary
Joke:
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!

Bali December 3, 2014 at 6:19 AM

I play for LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side

My joke: what’s the difference between a tyre and 365 days of sex ?
the first is a good year
the second is a fucking good year

Bali December 3, 2014 at 6:38 AM

I’m entering to win LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side. Here is my joke: my joke didn’t change 🙂

Darth Brick December 3, 2014 at 8:23 AM

I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE.

Here is my joke: There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

ninja5 December 3, 2014 at 11:33 AM

I’m entering to win the LEGO Legends of Chima Character Encyclopedia.
Here’s my joke.
Q: A man walked into a bar. He was immediately knocked unconscious. Why?
A: Because it was a metal bar. Not a restaurant.

admin December 3, 2014 at 11:44 AM

That’s cute. And it is actually believable too. When you are in a foreign country it is easy to misinterpret things, and sometime this turns out great and you have a good experience! You moved to Africa?! Wow! I hope you are having a great time! Stop by whenever you can. We are here. 😉

TomTom December 3, 2014 at 12:42 PM

I’m entering for the Ninjago book. Here is my joke:
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

LoriL December 3, 2014 at 3:21 PM

I’m entering for the Chima book.

How do you get clean in space?
Take a meteor shower

Russell December 3, 2014 at 4:03 PM

I am entering for the The LEGO Movie book.

What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.

Alex December 3, 2014 at 4:27 PM

I’m entering to win The Lego Movie Essential Guide.

Here is my joke:

What is a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a Cola.

Alex December 3, 2014 at 4:32 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago: The Visual Dictinoary.

Here is my joke:

What kind go bug goes to space?
An Antstronaut.

LIL JOHNNY December 3, 2014 at 5:40 PM

I’m entering for the DARK SIDE, here’s my joke why did the afol(adultfan of LEGO) have so many girlfriends? he was a stud

LIL JOHNNY December 3, 2014 at 5:45 PM

I’m entering for The Chima Legends book,
Here’s my joke ; Why couldn’t the pieces of lego be seperated? they just wouldnt lego

LIL JOHNNY December 3, 2014 at 5:53 PM

I’m entering for the DARKSIDE,
Here’s my joke ; What’s red and invisible? No tomato sauce

Robert December 3, 2014 at 5:57 PM

Entering to win: Star Wars The Dark Side

Joke:

*teacher stands up ”
Teacher: “Anyone who stands up is stupid.”
*no one stands up*
Teacher: “No one?”
*Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ooh. Johnny you think your stupid?”
Johnny: “No, I just feel bad that your standing alone.”
Johnny: “No,

BrickBox December 3, 2014 at 5:59 PM

Chima book please! Thanks for the fun! 😀

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

LIL JOHNNY December 3, 2014 at 6:00 PM

I’m entering for the Chima Legends book,
Here’s my joke ; Why does Santa deliver presents to all the children? Its the Santa Clause

Lanyip December 3, 2014 at 7:23 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke:

How does Darth Vader know what Luke has got for Christmas? He can sense his “presence”.

Top Hat December 3, 2014 at 9:36 PM

I’m entering to win: The LEGO Movie, The Essential Guide
Here’s my joke: A NASA minifigure tells an astronaut minifigure, “You’re a lucky fig… you’re gong to be in the first LEGO Space set to feature a monkey! It’s great! The monkey will be with you on the mission. We’ve trained him to do all kinds of things, like set the course, and take pictures, and do tests, and do repairs, and handle communications…” The astronaut says, “Cool! What’s my job?” The NASA minifigure says, “Feed the monkey.”

Top Hat December 3, 2014 at 9:38 PM

I’m entering to win: LEGO Star Wars, The Dark Side.
Here’s my joke: One man sees another man wearing one black shoe, and one brown shoe. The first man says, “Interesting shoes.” The second man says, “You like them? I have another pair at home just like them!”

Top Hat December 3, 2014 at 9:48 PM

I’m entering to win: LEGO Chima, Character Encyclopedia.
Here’s my joke: A man of about sixty hears his daughter’s voice in another room. She must be visiting. So he rolls out of bed (he likes to sleep late), and steps onto the floor. OW! He picks up his foot, and a LEGO brick falls off of it. He takes another step. OW! He lets the LEGO brick fall off. He looks around on the floor, but without his glasses, which are several steps away. He takes one more step. OOOOOOOWWWWWW! His grandson pops out from behind the bed. “That’s it! I was conducting a study to see what LEGO bricks hurt the most to step on.”

Top Hat December 3, 2014 at 9:54 PM

I’m entering to win: LEGO Ninjago, The Visual Dictionary.
Here’s my joke: Two guys are out in the woods on a hike, when a poisonous snake jumps out of nowhere and bites one on the rear. It would take forever to walk back to the car, so the other man calls the hospital on his cell phone. He says, “My friend was bitten by a poisonous snake. What do I do?” The doctor says, “Okay, listen carefully. Take your pocket knife, and cut an X-shaped incision at the point of the bite. Then you have to use your mouth to suck the venom out.” The man hangs up, and the bitten man says, “What did the doctor say???” His friend says, “The doctor says you’re going to die.”

Ann-Marie Morgan December 3, 2014 at 10:00 PM

I’m entering for the LEGO Star Wars: The Dark Side book and my joke is:

Why is Christopher Columbus considered a crook? Because he double-crossed the ocean.

Ntk743 December 4, 2014 at 1:13 AM

If you ever feel like emailing me I could tell you a little!

admin December 4, 2014 at 10:22 AM

Sure, would love to hear from you! You can email me at admin @ theBrickBlogger.com (without the spaces).

LEGOJeff December 4, 2014 at 11:39 AM

I’m entering for the LEGO Movie book. Here is my joke:

A man is driving down the highway when he sees a shipping truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside it. He pulls over and the truck driver tells him, “Quick! You’ve gotta take these birds to the zoo while I wait for AAA!” The man agrees and drives off with the penguins. After fixing his vehicle, the truck driver heads over to the zoo to make sure the penguins made it safely. There’s no sign of them. The truck driver panics and starts scouring the town for his missing penguins. An hour later he passes by the local cinema, when who does he see leaving the theater but the guy who said he’d help him, 25 penguins still in tow. “What happened!” the truck driver screams. “I told you to take them to the zoo!” “I did,” the man answers. “But I had a little money left over, so I thought I’d take them to a movie too.” 😀

Read more: http://www.rd.com/jokes/funny/animals/the-penguin-whisperer/#c_tag=animals#ixzz3KwpfkGj0

Cody December 4, 2014 at 2:53 PM

This is for the Ninjago book

There was a kidnapping at a school today. But, don’t worry, he woke up.

Cody December 4, 2014 at 2:57 PM

This is for the Lego Movie book.

This girl claims she knows me from her Vegan club. But I’ve never met herbivore.

Shannon December 4, 2014 at 8:38 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Chima Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke:

What’s a zombie’s favorite restaurant?
Subway: Eat flesh

Shannon December 4, 2014 at 8:40 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke.

Did you hear the one about the vegetables?
Never mind, it’s really corny.

Shannon December 4, 2014 at 8:42 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Movie Essential Guide. Here is my joke.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.

Shannon December 4, 2014 at 8:45 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Star Wars The Dark Side. Here is my joke.

Why did the zombie fail school?
Because he had no brains.

Billie Swails December 5, 2014 at 1:48 AM

i am entering to win the Lego Star Wars The Dark Side book

Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallo?
So he wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate

Kent December 5, 2014 at 2:29 AM

I am entering to win the Star Wars Dark Side Book:

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C….
MOOOO!

Kent December 5, 2014 at 2:31 AM

For the Ninjago visual dictionary.

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius

Kent December 5, 2014 at 2:32 AM

For the Chima Character Encyclopedia

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito.

Kent December 5, 2014 at 2:33 AM

and for the Lego Movie the Essential Guide

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anoth
Anoth who?
Another mosquito.

Ntk743 December 5, 2014 at 2:57 AM

LEGO Ninjago Dictionary

Joke: Why did the cow cross the road?
Because he felt like eating at Chick- Fil- A, which was on the other side.

Atbricks December 5, 2014 at 12:31 PM

Hello, here is my joke for: THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they just ARRRRRRRR

Atbricks December 5, 2014 at 12:32 PM

Hello, here is my joke for: LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE

Why can’t pirates remember the alphabet?

They are always stuck at C

legofan December 5, 2014 at 12:33 PM

I’m entering for the NINJAGO ENCYCLOPEDIA! My joke:
How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.

Atbricks December 5, 2014 at 12:34 PM

And here is my joke for: LEGO LEGENDS OF CHIMA: CHARACTER ENCYCLOPEDIA

Why can’t pirates play cards?

There is always someone standing on the deck.

Atbricks December 5, 2014 at 12:36 PM

And finally a joke for:LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY

You can tell I really like these books! (just like everyone else).

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look, I’m changing!

Hope you enjoyed them! 🙂

Atbricks December 5, 2014 at 12:36 PM

Brickblogger, thanks for the great competition and the great site. Keep it up!

admin December 5, 2014 at 1:45 PM

You’re very welcome. Enjoy the fun! 😀

NinjaofTheRainbow December 5, 2014 at 2:30 PM

Hi Im entering to win the LEGO NINJAGO: THE VISUAL DICTIONARY
Here’s my joke:
Cole wanted some diamonds. So he has Jay mine some for him. Kai asked Jay what he was doing, Jay said, “I’m mining for Cole!” He said, “your mining for coal?” Kai said, “No, Im mining diamonds for Cole!” He said, “diamonds for coal?” Kai said “I give up” jay said,

NinjaofTheRainbow December 5, 2014 at 2:32 PM

Hi I’m entering for the THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE.
Here is my joke,
Why is Jay so good at throwing surprise parties?
Because he SHOCKS everyone.

Brick Addict December 5, 2014 at 5:20 PM

i want the star wars book

i went out to catch some fog

mist.

Gretchen December 6, 2014 at 12:15 AM

I would like to win The LEGO Movie book. Here is my joke…

Why did the turkey join the band?

He had the drumsticks.

*rimshot*

Shea December 6, 2014 at 5:32 AM

Why do TIE fighters scream in space?
Because they miss their mother ship.

I’m entering to win LEGO Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary.

Shea December 6, 2014 at 5:59 AM

What do you call the person who brings dinner to a rancor?
The appetizer.

I’m entering to win The LEGO Movie: The Essential Guide.

Shea December 6, 2014 at 6:05 AM

What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around; I’ll go on ahead.

I’m entering to win LEGO Chima Character Encyclopedia.

Natalie December 6, 2014 at 2:26 PM

I’m entering to win the Star Wars book.
Here’s the joke
A woman was in a burning building holding her cat. She screamed saying, “Please! Somebody save my cat!”
Her neighbor was on the ground and shouted, “Throw him down, I’ll catch him.”
The lady asked, “Are you sure you’ll catch him?”
“Trust me,” he said “I’m a professional soccer goalie.”
So the woman dropped her cat, the man then caught the cat, bounced it 3 times and kicked it over the fence.

Sam December 6, 2014 at 10:41 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Movie Essential Guide.

Here is my joke:

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you!

Marius December 7, 2014 at 3:00 PM

I’m entering to win LEGO STAR WARS: THE DARK SIDE
Here is my joke:
The teacher asks the schoolkid :
Please count: If you have two sweets in one pocket of your trousers and ten sweets in another pocket. How many sweets do you have in total.
The kid answers:
These trousers are not mine. I eat sweets, I do not hold them in pockets.

CoffeeNinja12 December 7, 2014 at 8:28 PM

I’m entering to win the THE LEGO MOVIE: THE ESSTENTIAL GUIDE
Here is my joke:
What did the Zane fangirl say to the other Zane fangirl?
“I love Zane, he’s so CHILL”

Skybrick December 8, 2014 at 2:47 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Ninjago: The Visual Dictionary. Here is my joke:

What did Zero say to Eight?

Nice belt!

Skybrick December 8, 2014 at 2:53 PM

I’m entering to win Lego Star Wars: The Dark Side. Here is my joke:

What do you call security guards standing outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy!

Skybrick December 8, 2014 at 3:33 PM

I’m entering to win The Lego Movie: The Essential Guide. Here is my joke:

Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!

Ronda Taylor December 8, 2014 at 4:35 PM

Why does Emmit The Builder hate to go to the doctor?
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune.

Ronda Taylor December 8, 2014 at 4:36 PM

I forgot to put that I’m entering for THE DARK SIDE…

Ronda Taylor December 8, 2014 at 4:50 PM

I’m entering for Chima Character Encyclopedia.

Here’s the joke: If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

Bob December 8, 2014 at 6:10 PM

Entering for the Lego Movie Book

Where does a sheep go to get a hair cut? The baa baa shop.

Bob December 8, 2014 at 6:11 PM

Entering for the Star Wars book

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt

Bob December 8, 2014 at 6:12 PM

Entering for the Chima book

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Bob December 8, 2014 at 6:13 PM

Entering for the Ninjago book

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Skybrick December 8, 2014 at 6:23 PM

I’m also entering to win Lego Legends of Chima: Character Encyclopedia. Here is my joke:

I wonder if Earth makes fun of other planets for having no life! 😀

Dave December 9, 2014 at 8:41 AM

Is there winners already??? Are the winners announced here???

admin December 9, 2014 at 10:51 AM

THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.

admin December 9, 2014 at 10:52 AM

The contest was closed last night. It will take me a while to count all the entires and select the winners, but I will try to get it done in the next couple of days. 🙂

Ntk743 December 9, 2014 at 1:03 PM

Will they be released today?

CoffeeNinja12 December 10, 2014 at 5:26 PM

Please announce the winners soon!

admin December 10, 2014 at 6:45 PM

Don’t worry, I will. It will take me a while though to add all of the entries up. But I definitely plan to announce the winners before the weekend, so hang in there. 🙂

CoffeeNinja12 December 10, 2014 at 6:53 PM

Ok, thank you!

admin December 10, 2014 at 11:20 PM

UPDATE: All of the contest entries have been added up and winners chosen! There were 50 entries for the LEGO Movie book, 61 for the Star Wars book, 58 for the Ninjago Book, and 38 for the Chima book, with a total of 207 entries!

The winners are as follows: Crystal Groth and LEGOJeff for The LEGO Movie book, brickmaster and Ann-Marie Morgan for the Star Wars book, ninja of stealth and TomTom for the Ninjago book, and Narrator_Bob and BrickBox for the Chima book.

The winners have already been contacted by email. If you are one of the winners, congratulations! Please send your full name and address as soon as possible. If you didn’t win this time, look out for further contests/giveaways in the future. Thank you all for playing! 😛

CoffeeNinja12 December 12, 2014 at 2:05 PM

Congratualations to everyone who entered!!! 😀

gid617 December 12, 2014 at 5:07 PM

Congratulations to the winners! 🙂

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